looto pakistan
FILM
“Looto Pakistan”
HERO:
Zardari
HEROIN:
Shery Rehman
SIDE HERO:
Yousaf Raza G.
VILLAN:
Amin Fahim & nawaz sharif
GUEST APPEARANCE:
Altaf Husain
SUPPORTING ACTOR: Fazal-ur-Rahman and asfand yar wali.
SIDE VILLANs: Chaudhry Brothers
DANCERS:
Fehmida Mirza & Kashmala Tariq
DHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY:
Taliban
ACTION BY:
Pak Army
SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice
FINANCED BY:
Poor People Of Pakistan
coming soon
in all mobiles in pakistan….
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 1853 views
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