A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 845 views

Ladki Ko Kaisi Fasaye?

Pappu Apne Dost Golu Se Puchta Hai.

Pappu: “Tujhe Ladki Fasana Aata Hai”

Golu: “Nahi”

Pappu: “Sikhega?”

Golu: “Haan Haan Bilkul”

Pappu: “Toh Aisa Ker Ek Paper Le Uska Jahaz Bana Aur Ussko Class Mein Uda De, Madam Ke Puchne Par Kisi Ladki Ka Naam Laga De Bas Fas Gayi Ladki“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sardar

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

by Umair Rahim (few years ago!)

Hum Say Keel Sahi Thuk Nahi Raha Tha

Doctor: Khan Sahab
Tumhara Sar Kaisay Phuta?

Khan:Hum Say Keel Sahi Thuk Nahi Raha Tha Kisi Nay Bola
Khan Sahab Khopri Istimal Karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bad Date

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lawn ka print

Ek larki ka dil sub se ziyada kab dukhta hai?
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jub wo kisi kam wali ko apne jaisa lawn ka print pehne howe dekhti hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)