Main America Ka Bap Hu!

Santa: Main Ne Apne Bete Ka Nam America Rakha Hai!

Banta: Kyou?

Santa: Main Duniya Ko Dikhana Chahta Hu Ki Main America Ka Bap Hu!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 850 views
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"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua
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The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway
a writer, also?"
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A physics student

A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:

I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.


Girl:

Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.
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by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Gupta was driving car very rashly.

Gupta was driving car very rashly. Traffic police caught him.
Gupta – Sir, I’m learning driving.

Police – Without teacher?
Gupta – Ya, its correspondence course!

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Naswar

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Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

by ashfaq (few years ago!)
Main tumhare bina mar jaaungi.

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Punjabi Boy: Main tere nal shaadi

Punjabi Boy: Main tere nal shaadi nahi kar sakda. Ghar wale mana kar rahe ne.

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Punjabi Boy: 1 bivi te 3 bache.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bacha mastar se

Larka awaz badal kar apne mastar ko cal karta hai k mera beta bemar hai aj ki chuti de do
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by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Itni Jaldi Nasha Kaise Hoga?

Swarag Mein Sharaab Pee Pee Kar Naarad Ji Bore Ho Gaye To Ek Din Dharti Par Bear Pine Ka Program Banaya Aur Ek Baar Mein Pahunch Gaye.

Baarah Botal Pine Ke Baad Waiter Ne Hairan Hote Hue Naarad Se Puchha,

Waiter: “Aapko Chadti Nahi kya?”
Narad Ji Muskurate Hue Bole: “Main Bhagwan Hoon Na Isliye”

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A boy has a lot of fun with her girl

A boy has a lot of fun with her girl friend and has a great time too…
After that he find a boy’s photo in her bag and replied “Is he your Ex-Boyfriend”

Girl kissed the boy and said “No it’s me before my surgery”

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1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja,

1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja,

Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli:

Shut up,
Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart..”
Aur aalu ka dil tod diya…

Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or us ne fir itni sabziyan fasaayi ki Aaj aap khud hi dekh lo,

Aalu-Ghobi,

Aalu-Bengan,

Aalu-Shimla mirch,

Aalu-Palak,

Aalu-Matar,

Aalu-Gajar

Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..

MORAL:

MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA

MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA

TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO TERI SADGI PE MARTE HAIN…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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