Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.


Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1009 views

How can i get to heaven?

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baap ne betay se kaha

Baap ne betay se kaha: Dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila hai,

Beta:
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Aap bay-fikar rahein, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan sarak par

Pathan Sadak Par Kuch Dhond Raha Tha

Ek Shaks Ne Pocha:
Kia Talash Kar Rahe Ho??

Pathan:
Ghar Me Soi Gum Hogai Ha, Usy Talash Kar Rha Hon.

Dusre Shaks Ne Kaha:
Soi To Tmhare Ghar Me Gum Hui Hai
Apne Ghar Me Talash Karo.

Pathan:
Kia Karon Ghar Me Andhera Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek bache ne apne pita se ek

Ek bache ne apne pita se ek shadi smaroh mein pucha, papa shadi mein dulha dulhan ka hath kyun pakdta hai?

Pita ne lambi saans bhar kar kha-beta yhe to rasam hai khushti se phle pehelwan bhi akhade mein haath milate hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gurdware waleyaan ne eh elaan

Gurdware waleyaan ne eh elaan kita hai k
gurdware wich 5, 10, 20, 50, 100, 500 de note nahi
chadaye jange
kyonKi
GANDHI di tind te rumaal nahi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)