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Ek Pathan 2nd Se

Ek Pathan 2nd Se!
Is Ki English Kya Hogi?
“Mujhe Roza Lag Raha Hai”

2nd Pathan!: Khocha Bohot Easy Hai. “The Roza Is Touching To Me”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan U.K Gaya

Pathan U.K Gaya
Airport Officer Ne Naam Pocha

Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: English Mei Bolo

Pathan Kuch Dair Sochny K Baad: Long Life Khan

Peche Sardar Khara Tha
Wo Bola:
I M Beautiful Red Underwear

Officer:What?Sardar:Mera Naam Hai Sundar Laal Chadda

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Admi Ne Zoo Me

1 Admi Ne Zoo Me 3 Zabanain Bolne Wala Tota Dekha Jo
English, Urdu Or Memoni Bolta Tha.

Usne 3 Zabane Check Karne K Liye Ussy Pucha:

Who R U?

Tota: I’m Parrot

Admi: Tum Kon H0?

T0ta: Me T0ta Hun

Admi: Tu Keair Aye?

Tota: To Jo Pe..
Hakhrey Dafa Chui Deenun Toto Yaan, Samajh Me Naiy Achni…:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
My Londda Gironda From Hero Honda

Lady 2 Doctor:
Mera Beta Motor Cycle Se Gir Gya

Doctor: I Dont Know Hindi
Plz Talk In English

Lady: My Londda Gironda From Hero Honda

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Zubaida Apa

Zubaida Appa k English Totkay

IF YOU ARE IN LOVE:

. Make the best of it

. Dont doubt anything

. Enjoy it because nothing lasts 4ever

IF YOU JUST BROKE UP:

. Don cry! Remember that u had a gud time!

. Never stay alone! Your friends are there

. Hug more people

. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things worse.

IF YOU ARE SINGLE:

. Hang out with friends n family

. Try looking for someone who u think is the best for u!

IF YOU ARE MARRIED..

. GAME OVER dear!

by Raju (few years ago!)
dekho ma tmhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya

Boy Friend : Boht romantic andaz main
jan dekho ma tmhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya...
Grl frnd.Kiya?

Boy Friend :(English Anti lice) shampoo..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Muqabla Mumkin Hai

Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein
English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Gha?

Jeetey Jo Marzi Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai
K Muqabla Mumkin Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar In UK Hotel

Sardar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha
Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

Sardar Replid:Éggs’ Mother

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man asked sardar

A man asked sardar how was ur english paper

sardar replied it was fine but i forgot third form of think so i thought and thought and i finally wrote thunk

by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sardar Se Dahi Ki English Btao

Teacher Sardar Se:
Dahi Ki English Btao?
,
,
,
,
,
Sardar Sochne K Bad:
,
,
,
,
,
,Milk Sleeping In The Night
And Swairey Swairey Tight.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Master Ji Aur English

Gowa ka master ji bacho ku english parha raha tha-----

Bacho ye ,, 'M',, hai .

M' say mother--maa--jaisay sheeday ki maa----

Dosray din master ji nay board pay 'W' likha-- bacho ye kia hai??

aik bacha bola-----sir---hai tu ye sheeday ki maa --par aj is ki taangay oopar hain...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha

ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha
1- English 2- Urdu 3- Punjabi
Ek din ek admi nay test karnye k liye usko kaha k who are you?

Tota Bola I Am Parrot
Admi Nay Phir Kaha Tum Kon Ho
Tota Bola Ma Tota Hu
Adme Nay Phir Pocha Tu Kon Ey
Tota Bola
Taree Pen Da Yaar Wan Salyaa Tenu Ek Warii Samaj Nai Andee Ma Tota Waan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The saying

As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "What's the problem, fellow?" asked his seat mate.

"Surely," said the Englishman, "you've heard the saying, 'The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rains!!'"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)