Lady to Doctor: mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai.

Doctor: I can't understand please speak in English.

Lady: my londa is gironda from HERO HONDA. :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1081 views

Neend Ka Intezar

1st Pathan:
Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye
Tu Kya Kiya Jaye ?

2nd Pathan:
O Yara Neend Ka Intezar Karnay Se Tu Behtar Hai Aadmi So Jaye..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A B C

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very
scared of doing them in front of the class. The
teacher, though, told him that the best way to
conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and
do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class
and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's
the P?
"It's running down my leg."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Expiry Date Of Marriage

Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper?
Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

molvi sahab was online

Molvi Sahab Was Online
On Facebook
Aadmi: Molvi Sahab Kal
Mere Bete Ny Cigrette
Pi Aur Jab Main Ny Usse
Maara Tou Us Ny Meri
Shirt Phaar Di..
Molvi: LOlz(Laugh Out Loud)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

I failed my driver’s test

I failed my driver’s test.

The guy asked me “what do you do at a red light?”

I said, I don’t know… look around, listen to the radio…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)