1Bar Class Me 1Ladki Gana Gane Lagi

1Bar Class Me 1Ladki Gana Gane Lagi
"Zara Zara Touch Me"

Tabhi 1Ladka Utha Aur Use Touch Kiya,
Fir Bola=Le Ab Himmat He to Aage Gake Dikha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 816 views
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