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Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height
Nahi Badegi
,Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha Se

Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha Se 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?

Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe BohatMiss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega

Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega

SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala NahiLikhnewala PEN Chahiye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
After Eating Fish

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
YCoz
He Feared That Fish WillStart Swimming In His Stomach

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa Platfrom k side leta tha

Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha

Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha
Se 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?

Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat
Miss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega

Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega







SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi

Likhnewala PEN Chahiye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa complained 2 Police

Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Santa : I was watching TV na....

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
People consider me as a "GOD"

Santa :
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?

Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Oye waiter ek mast chai pilao

Santa : Oye waiter ek mast chai pilao jo pura badan hila de.

Waiter : Hamare yahan gaai ka dhoodh aata hai.... Madhuri ka nahin.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa went to temple

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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