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Student:Sir the satan is gone

Student:Sir the satan is gone in the Ramadan Month.
Teacher:YEs.

Student:then why people do bad deeds in that month.

Teacher: dear satan gives homework of vocations.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard...

A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...

But,,

A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D

by Salman Shah (few years ago!)
Three students coming out

Three students coming out from examination hall
1st: I did not know the answer of single question
I have left the paper blank
2nd: I too
3rd: O shit
We all will fail
Teacher will say that we cheated in paper

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Jawani or burhapay ka farq btao.

Teacher: Jawani or burhapay ka farq btao.

Student: Jawani me mobile me haseeno k numbers hotay hen.

or burhapay mein hakeemo k.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maths teacher to a brilliant

Maths teacher to a brilliant pathan:
aap 8 apples ko 6 logon me kese equallly divide kro ge?

Pathan: Juice bna k.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Student

Teacher to Student: Jo Cheez tumhen tang ya
preshan karay usay apnay pas bhi na bhataknay do…
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Student: Chal shabash sab se pehlay to nikal..;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father: So less mark

Father: So less marks???
I should slap you two times
Son: Yes father
I have even seen the house of the teacher

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan rocked :P

teacher: whoz the male of duck ?
pathan : frog
teacher: why?
pathan: bcoz frog is MANDUCK :P

by Arsalan Azim (few years ago!)
A pathan child was weeping.

A pathan child was weeping. Teacher asked what happened.
Child replied, “Our school bell has broken.”

Teacher said, “Why r u weeping?”
Child replied,” How school will off now?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A pathan child was weeping.

A pathan child was weeping. Teacher asked what happened.
Child replied, “Our school bell has broken.”

Teacher said, “Why r u weeping?”
Child replied,” How school will off now?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to class

Teacher to class: “Behind every successful man there is a woman.”

What do we learn from it?

1 Student: ” We should stop wasting time in studies and find that woman.;

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
One day one boy and girl came late to school.

One day one boy and girl came late to school.

Teacher Asked Girl why were they late,

Girl: Sir i lost my 1 rupee coin on the way while i was coming to school, i searched for that for that i got late.

Teacher asked the boy why were u late,

Boy replied:i was standing on that coin to hide.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
One day one boy and girl came late to school

One day one boy and girl came late to school.

Teacher Asked Girl why were they late,

Girl: Sir i lost my 1 rupee coin on the way while i was coming to school, i searched for that for that i got late.

Teacher asked the boy why were u late,

Boy replied:i was standing on that coin to hide.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy : My Father’s Name

Boy : My Father’s Name is “Laughing” and My Mother’s Name is “Smiling.”

Teacher : You Must be Kidding..?
Boy : No I am “Joking”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: 2 me 2 gaye to kia bacha?

Teacher: 2 me 2 gaye to kia bacha?
Sardar: muje kuch samaj nhi ai.

Teacher: Tumharay pass 2 rotian thein tum ne unko kha lia to tumharay pas kia bacha?
Sardar: Salan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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