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Teacher To Pathan:

Teacher To Pathan:
Tm Ne Home Work Kyun Nahin Kiya?


Pathan:
Sir Hum Hostel Mein Rehta Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:Test yaad hai?

Teacher:Test yaad hai?

Student:Miss me Jaise hi prhne betha to light chali gai,
baad mein is dar se parhne nahi betha,
k kahin meri waja se phir light na chali jay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kal School Kyon Nahi Aaye Tum?

Teacher: Kal School Kyon Nahi Aaye Tum?

Student: Mujhy Bird Flu Hogaya Tha.

Teacher: Kia? Ye to Murgee ki Beemari Hai.

Student: Aap Ne Mujhy Insan Kab Chora Hai?

Roz He To Murga Bana Deti Ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Batao Saal Me Kitne Mausam Hote Hain?

Teacher: Batao Saal Me Kitne Mausam Hote Hain?

Student: Sir 4 Mausam.

Teacher: Kaun Kaun Se?

Student: Hartaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame.;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Class teacher ne students ko

Class teacher ne students ko

"MY CLASS TEACHER"
Pe 10 line likhne ko kaha

Thori der bad 1 student ne uth kr pucha:

Sir
'Kanjar' ko english me kya kehte hy =P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A boy doing maths home work,

A boy doing maths home work,
"2+2 son of a bitch is 4"
Mom was shocked.
She went to the teacher.

Teacher aid: we teach 2+2 sum of which is 4

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
my name is khan dekh kar kya lesson mila?

teacher:bachoo my name is khan dekh kar kya lesson mila?
bachee:my name is khan se ye samajh me aya ke paglo se bhi ladkiya pat sakti hai.........

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa class me gadha lekar aaya

santa class me gadha lekar aaya,
teacher kyu lekar aaye ho,
sir aapne hi kaha tha ki aap gadhe ko bhi inssan bana dete hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher To Pathan

Teacher To Pathan: AGARBATTI Ka Jumla Banao.

Pathan: AGAR BATTI Chali Jaye To Andhera Ho Jata Hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mere papa aaj job par

Teacher: "Mere papa aaj job par gaye hain" is ka future tense banao.

Student: Wo kal bhi jaenge kisi k baap mei himmat hai to rok k dkhae

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to pathan

Teacher to pathan:
Batao 'Qaatil' kise kehte hain?

Pathan: nahi pata

Teacher: farz karo tum apne baap ka qatal kar do tu tum kia kehlao gay?
Pathan: "YATEEM"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Agar Mai Tumhari

Teacher: Agar Mai Tumhari Mama Hoti To Tumhen Bohat Pyar Karti
Aur Tumhari Har Baat Manti.

Little Santa: O Bibi! Bas Kar Dramay, Menu Pata Aye Tu Mery Aby Te Akh Rakhi Hoi Aye.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son was Poor in maths

Osama's Son was Poor in maths
Osama Hired a Teacher for him:---

On Very first Day:===
Teacher to Osama's son: how u would divide 4 apples among 5 people ???

Osama's Son: By Killing an Extra Man...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tumhare baap ka kia naam ha??

Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam ha??
Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!!
Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mamu aur Zameen ko Maa kehte hain.

Teacher: Zameen aur Aasman ka Aapas me Kiya Rishta Hai?

Pathan: Bhae behan ka.

Teacher: Wo Kase?

Patahn: Q ke hum Chaand ko Mamu aur Zameen ko Maa kehte hain.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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