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Sabzi Wala

Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,

kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:

Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho

to Aik kilo de do ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathaan ki chalaki

Pathan: Doctor sahb Plastic Surgery par kitna kharcha ayega?
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Doctor: 2 Laakh
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Pathan: owr agar plastic hum de tu?

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Sardar to Pathan

Sardar: Agar narail ki darkht par char jawon
Tu Engineering College ki larkiyan dekhengi??
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Pathan: Han.. Owr agar hath chor daiga
Tu Medical College ki bhi dekh jayengi

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
pathan

1 Pathan TV par bomb rakh kar Pakistan Final match dekh raha tha
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Bewi ne pocha: Yai kis lie
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Pathan: Agar yai haar gayi tu pori team ko bomb se ura donga.

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Pathan to Pathan

Pathan 1: Yaar soraj raat ko kion nahi nikalta?
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Pathan 2: Kia pata nikalta ho, agar, etny andhairy mai kis ko dekhayi dega !!

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Pathan angoor bechne wala

Ek Pathan angoor bech raha tha
Magar kah raha tha "aalo le lo aalo"
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1 Admi ne kaha Khan sahb yai tu angoor hain
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Pathan: Chup ! Warna Makkiyan aa jayengi

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Pathan ki Dua

Pathan: Yaar abhi tumhare ammi ka Kaansi kesa hai?
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Dost: Kaansi Band hogayi, Magar ab saans ruk ruk ke arahi hai
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Pathan: Koi baat nahi, Khuda ne chaha tu wo bhi band ho jaye ga

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
pathan

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Pathan

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Gold leaf laye ga.

Docter:kia taqleef hai?
Sardar:seene me bahut dard ho raha hai,
docter:cigratte peetey ho?

Sardar:han magar gold leaf laye ga.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
MQM

Tumhari *Namaz… *Roza… Aur… *Qurbani… Sirf aur sirf…! *ALLAH* Ke liye hein… Magar Yaad rakho…! Khaal sirf aur sirf *=MQM=* ke liye hai…

by Hassan Ali (few years ago!)
Khas mashwara

Suno,
dettol istamal mat karna.:-)





suna hai us se jarasim mar jate hain

magar

hum ap ko khona nai chahte.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Urdu to english

Teacher:Dukh hamesha 7 rahta ha magar khushi ati jati hai ye english me btao
sardar:my wife is always with me but her sister come and go.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Behti naak

Dil to karta hai k tere hont choom lonp



magar


teri behti naak ne mera irada badal dala

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Mujh Ko Itna Batla Do

Chalo Tum Chor Do Mujh Ko
Main Wapis Loot Jata Hoon Tumhain
Manzil Mubarak Ho Nai Rahein
Mubarak Hoon Magar Phir Ae Mere
Humdum …Mujhe Itna To Btla Do K
Wapis Kiss Taraf Joun Kahan Se Sath
Lai Thay Mujhe...

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
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