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dismisses cook

Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook \'n Make Food Myself For A Month, What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Won\'t Have To Pay You, You\'ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
kya tum ne mujhe kutta kha

Husband: Kya tum ne mujhe Kutta kaha ?

Wife didn’t answer.

Husband again asks: No answer. Then he asks again.

Wife: Nahi kaha, Plz ab bhonkna band karo.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
mqm jelsa

Wife to Husband: Aap aaj khana paka rahe hain ya nahi?

Husband: Nahi na khana pakaon ga na kapre dhoun ga na safai karon ga.

Wife: Ok main MQM office main Phone ker ke bol deti hun, ke main jalsay main nahi aa rahi wo waja pochain ge to bata don gi

Husband: Aray nahi begum main to mazaq kar raha tha tum jao

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
mazloom

Wife: Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi. To aurton ko kya milay ga?

Husband: Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
wife gana ga rhi thi

Wife Gana gaa rahi thi

Husband: Jab tum Gati ho to Lagta he Indra Gandhi ga rahi ho

Wife: Lekin Usay to Gana hi nahi aata tha

Husband: Te Anni diye tenu kera aanda Ay

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Pagli Dil Pe Le Leti Hai

Hsbnd - Raja Dasrath Ki 3 Raniya Thi
Wife - To?

Hsbnd - To Mai 2 Shadiya Aur Kr
Sakta Hu!

Wife - Draupdi Ka Naam Suna Hai?
Hsbnd - Tu Bhi Na.
Pagli Dil Pe Le Leti hai....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pichli Seat Pe Baith Gaya Tha

Santa called wife: Mai ghar der se aaunga!

Car ka steering, gear, sab chori ho gaya hai.

Samajh me nahi ata, Gaadi kaise leke jaaun.

Aftr 5 mnt he called again: Mai aa raha hu, pehle pichli seat pe baith Gaya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hello

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,

Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo?

Husband:- Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Trouble

Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!

Wife: Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Dava and Daru

Whats the diff between Dava & Daru? 

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. 

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
jewelry and cloths bill

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! 

Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Thappar

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Boyfriends

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??

Wife remains silent 

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? 

Wife : Abbe gin ne to De 

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Problem

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,I look at your picture and the problem disappear.

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
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