Search Results for 'wife'

A Kanjoos on his death time.

A Kanjoos on his death time.
My wife, where are you ?
Wife:Yes, I'm here

My sons & daughters are you all here?Yes, Papa

Kanjoos: To phir baju wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife Load

Husband: aadhi rat ko wife se, wife ji aik dam se marna behtar hai ya, dam ghut ghut ker marna

Wife: Aik dam marna behter hai.

Husband: Acha to phir apni dosri tang bhi mare oper rakh do

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pagal Ho Jaunga

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Facebook Ki Password

Sach' Hum Pyar Kisi se karte hai aur Shadi Kisi aur se..

Jisse Hum Shaadi karte hai Wo husband/wife ban jaate hai aur..
Jisse Pyar karte hai Wo facebook ki ID ka Password ban jaate hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Begum Wife

Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman..

Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?

Rohan: Kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kanton Bhari Safar

Kanton bhare raaste per kon ap ka sath dega..
Mummy/Papa: No
Husband/Wife: No
Brother/Sister: No
Ap Ka Lover/Friend: No
Sirf aur Sirf Aapki
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CHAPPAL

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hurry Home, Hurry Home

A hindu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack,

Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting "Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om."

Ambulance reaches his house.
Wife screams "Why did you not take him to the hospital?"

Doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Blood Test Ki Tayari

Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha

Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu parh rahe ho ji?

Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Swarg

Wife--Suna hai swarg me husband aur wife ko sath me nahi rahane dete....?

Husband--pagli,tabhi to use swrg kahate hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What's the difference between wife

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT

1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT
laya
jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.

Beta- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me
dard he (Sattaak...)

Baap- Dekha tune jooth bola
isliye tuje saza mili,
me jab tere jitna tha to kabhijooth nahi bolta tha.
(Sattaak...)

Wife (haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta h
(Sattaak...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Zindagi badalti hai

Zindagi badalti hai
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Classroom se Office
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Books se Files
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Jeans se Formal
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Pocket money se Salary
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Girlfriend se Wife
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Lekin
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Saale dost kbhi ni badlte
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Kaminey k Kaminey rehte hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shaadi K Pehle Din Husband K Mobile Me

Shaadi K Pehle Din Husband K Mobile Me
Wife Ka Naam
My Sweet Wife
3 Month ßaad
My Wife
6 Month ßaad
Home
1 Year ßaad
Unknown No.
2 Year ßaad
Wrong No

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife TV Par Cricket Match Dekh Rahi Thi,

Wife TV Par Cricket Match Dekh Rahi Thi,

Husband Smart Sa Banke Aaya Aur Bola,

Husband: “Darling Main Kaisa Lag Raha Hoon?”

Tabhi Wife Zor se Chillayi: “Chhakkaaaa“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)