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Traffic Policeman

traffic police: aap 180 ki speed se q ja rahe ho?
pappu: aap logon ne he tuo side wale board pe likha hai
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"yaad rakhiye ghar pe koi apka intizar kar rha hai...!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)
A japanese came to INDIA..

A japanese came to INDIA...

He took an autto to go to the airport

on the way a honda overtakes
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Japanese:- HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast

next a toyota overtakes

Japanese:- TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast

Airport came he asked how much??
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Dokara:-RS. 8000

Japanese:- why so expensive??

Dokara:-METER made in INDIA ........very fast.!!.. :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Academic Boyfriend to his GF

Academic Boyfriend to his GF -

Kal 1 baat ne mujhe poori raat sone nhi diya ,
GF(:Blush:) - What??
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BF - Akkar Bakkar bambay bol 80+90 pure 100
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170 hone chahiye naa!! ;) :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pthan ne galti se ksi ko

Pthan ne galti se ksi ko 100 ka balance bej dia.

Phr call ki

O yara hmara 100 rupy wapis kro

Pnjabi: hmare pas to 80 aya hai

Pthan: ruko ruko yara hum 20 or bhjta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Student Joke

Principal: If any boy is found in or around girl’s hostel, he will be fined Rs 400 for first time, Rs 800 for second time & Rs 1200 for third time.
Student: How much will you charge for monthly pass, sir ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sindhi ki Dukan Me Likha tha

Sindhi ki Dukan Me Likha tha:

Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki Umar k logon ko Diya Jayga,
Wobhi Unke Maa Baap se Pooch kar,

JAY JHULELAL..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ne galti se kisi ka 100 ka

Santa ne galti se kisi ka 100 ka balance ho gya.Phr call kiO yaar mera 100rs wapis kro

Banta:mere pas to 80 aaya hai
Santa: ruk yaar mai 20rs or bhejta hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Motorway police

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly

board pe likha hy:

YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

( -_-)

by Hina Tariq (few years ago!)
Boy wished to girl before exam

Boy wished to girl before exam: Hey all the best

Girl wished: All the best to you too

But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed

Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Principal: Agar koi ladka

Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.

Mr Funny: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy wished to girl before exam

Boy wished to girl before exam: Hey all the best

Girl wished: All the best to you too

But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Traffic Police

Traffic Police:
Ap 180 Ki Speed
Se Q Ja Rahe Ho
GOLU :Ap logo Ne Hi to Side Wale
Board Pe Likha He
Yaad Rakhe Ghar Pe KOI Apka Intezar Kar Rha He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
incocence

pathan ny 100 ka balance galt no py bhej diya phir call ki ore kaha: o yaar hamara100 rupya wapis karo.
PUNJABI:lekin mjy tow 80 rupy mily hein.
PATHAN: ok mein20 ore bhejta hn.

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)
Enginr sahb ka ghr konsa h

1980
Enginr sahb ka ghr konsa h?
wo jo bada bngla h,wo"
2010 "xcuse me,
yha engineer ka ghr konsa h?
"abey kisi b ghr me ghus ja. ek na 1 to hoga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
bhaisab enginir sahab ka ghar

1980-bhaisab enginir sahab ka ghar konsa hai?
wo jobada bangala hai wo
2014-xcuse me yaha enginir sahab ka ghar konsa hai?
abey kisi b ghar me ghus ja

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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