Search Results for '80'

Trouble sleeping

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists
office. "What seems to be the problem?" the
doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might
be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise
you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all
night?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Motorway police

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA
HY ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Great health

Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be
eighty.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Motorway police

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly

board pe likha hy:

YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Entertain ment tax

A Judge charged Rs.10800 fine to a MAN for rape case.
MAN asked:
‘WHY 10800'?
Judge replied:
10000 for rape &
8% Entertainment Tax
By Zardaari..

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Sardar



Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
.
2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ustaad: 80 + 90 kitne hote hain?

Ustaad: 80 + 90 kitne hote hain?

Shagird: 100. Ustaad:
Nahain! 170 hote hain.

Shagird: Leakin hum ne to bachpun se sunna hai akkar bakkar bambe boo 80, 90 pora 100.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Stop Giving Lectures Girls

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your
spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn’t smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari
then?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek pathan Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Poocha:

Ek pathan Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Poocha:
Tum Ne 50 Aadmi Q Maaray?

pathan:
Janab, Hum 80 Ki Speed Se truck Chala Raha Tha, Achanak Pata Laga Break Nai Lag Rahy.
Ab Hamary Ek Taraf 2 Aadmi Ja Rahy Thy 0r Ek Taraf Barat,
Hum Kisay Maarta?

Police:
2 Aadmiyon Ko, Nuqsan Kam Hota.

pathan:
Hum Ne yehi Kiya Tha,
Ek Aadmi Ko Mara Aur Doosra Baraat Ki Taraf Bhaaga,
Hum ne Truck Us K Peechay Laga Dia..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher: 1876 may kya howa tha

Teacher: 1876 may kya howa tha

Pathan: Nahi pata

Teacher: stupid Qaid-e-Azam peda howe thay. ab ye batao k 1880 may kya howa tha

Pathan: thora sochne k bad Qaid.e.Azam 4 saal k howe the…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan Interview Dene Gaya

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office k gate per ja k bola:
May I come In Sir ?
OFICER: Wait Plz

Pathan: 80 KG

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Motorway police

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speedsy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side walyboard pe likha hy:YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
generation gap

1980 girls : Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls : Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa : Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
murga kesa diya.

Santa jain: murga kesa diya.
Shopkeeper: Rs. 80 Rs. 50 Rs. 10
Santa jain: Rs. 10 Ka itna sasta kyu?
Shopkeeper: Saab isse aids hai.
Santa jain: de do khana hai, shaadi thodi karni hai!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's

Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.

Ek Ladka: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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