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Table per ink kis ne girai hia

Teacher: (table per ink kis ne girai hia) Is jumle ko apni zaban mai kis tarah se kehen ge??

Student: Ye kis jahil k bache ne apni okat dikhayi hai.. :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Batao kanjoos kon hota hai

Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?

Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare

Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski student: Apki beti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mukhtasar bat karna Aqalmandi ki

Teachr: Mukhtasar bat karna Aqalmandi ki nishani hy

Teacher: Tumhare abbu ka kya nam hay?

Student:CNG
Teachr:Ye Kesa Nam hy?

Studnt:
Chaudhry Naeem Gujjar.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teachr 2 Sleepy Student:Who Invented

Teachr 2 Sleepy
Student:Who
Invented Steam Engine?

Student: What Sir?

Teachr:Yes Correct
It's James Watt

Moral:
Sleeping Improves Ur
Genaral Knowledge... ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ye Kaun si bird hai Iski tang

Examiner-ye Kaun si bird hai Iski tang dekh kar bhatyo
Student-mujhe nahi pata
Xmar- Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Stu- Le meri tang dekh kr bata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se

Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye

Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dung

Teacher:-
"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai

Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?

Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..

Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height of behaving cool Professor

Height of behaving cool
Professor to student:
Nalayak, class me baate Q kar raha hy
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Student: Sir, mere messages free nhi hy esliye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Abey Wo Dekh Teri BHABI

Urdu Ki "TEACHER"
"Wo Dekho Ek Khubsurat Larki Khari Hai" Is Jumly ko Apne Alfaaz Mai Likho...

STUDENT:Abey Wo Dekh Teri BHABI. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
mera ek shoes ami k pas tha

Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho?

Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay.

Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye?

Student: Mera aik shoes ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Source of Financing

Commerce Professor Asks the Student:
What is the Most Important Source of Finance for Starting Business?





Student: "Father in Law". :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Duniya Barri KUTTI Hai

Master: Duniya Gol Hai.
Student: Aap Kehtay Hain
To Maan Leta Hon.

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Warna Papa Kehtay Hain K.
Duniya Barri "KUTTI CHEEZ" Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Silent Film

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in URDU?


Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was URDU?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: urdu mein translate karo

Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,
“Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful”

Student:

“jani !!! Bacchi to dakh …
Qayamat hy qayamat….

by Raju (few years ago!)