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Blood test

Sardar & Pathan were sitting outside a clinic.
Pathan was crying like anything.
So Sardar asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan replied: I came here for blood test
Sardar: So? Are you afraid?
Pathan: No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger
Hearing this Sardar started crying.
Pathan was astonished and asked Sardar: Why are you crying?

Sardar replied: I have come for my urine test.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Commen Sence

Pathan aur Sardar paani peenay gai, glass ulta para hua tha

Sardar: Khan Sahab iska to moo hi band hai.

Pathan: Haan yar yeh to neechay se b toota hua hai…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Phatan to Sardar

Pathan 2 Sardar:
Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.

Tum Pee Kar Dekho.

Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.

Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,

Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Donkey Kicked Sardar

A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.

He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardarji Committing Suicide

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Railway track
Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?

Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Apna Samman Kahi Aur Rakho

Train me ik Funny Desi Sardar ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Gujarati Gujju baitha tha.

Gujarati Gujju: Sardarji, apna samman kahi aur rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega.

Desi Sardar: Koi baat nahi friend, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardarji Committing Suicide

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Railway track

Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?

Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kutta

Sardar was standing in door with a Gun in hand
Bewi: Yahan kion khary ho
Sardar: Shair ky shikar par ja raha hon
Bewi: tu jawon na
Sardar: Kaisay jawon bahir kutta baitha hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Thirsty crow

1 Sardar ko America mai Police ne rook lia, owr Investigation shuro kar li
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Sardar ko English nahi athi thi, eslie tu ne LEAVE APPLICATION suna dia
.
Police ne esy Pagal Samaj kar chor dia
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Sardar ki Bewi: Sardar Jee tussi tay great O!
Sardar: O ae tay kuch vi nahi, haly te mai THIRSTY CROW nahi sunayi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Najomi

Sardar's Daugher: Abba Kal Hamary ghar se 1 banda kam ho jayega
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Dosre din larki ghar se bhag gayi
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Sardar: Larki ne kaam tu acha nahi ki…….. Par thi wo Najoomi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Fire brigade

A Sardar dragged out 6 people live from a burning house
Still he was sent to Jail
.
Why?
Because all of these 6 were Fire Brigade Staff

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar ki soch to dheko

1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha
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Yai daikh kar sardar hans kar lot pot hogia owr kahny laga:
1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pyar ki perwah

A girl and Sardar were in love
Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!
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Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi karay

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Car start

Sardar: Apki gari (car) ka naam kia hai
Lady: I don't remember it name now but its starts with "T"
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Sardar: O that's good.. hamari gari tu Petrol se start hoti hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Qurbani kon de ga

5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay
.
Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga
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Pathan yai sun kar bola: yai qurbani mai de daita hon
.
Ye sun kar sary sardar taliyan bajany lagy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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