Movie Ke Poster Ko Kyun Ghoor Rahe Ho
Beggar 1: Arey, tum kyu us movie poster ko aise gur rahe ho?
Beggar 2: Main hee is movie ka producer hoo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views
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