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Police station

A man went to police station to report that his
wife was lost & missing. There he found another
person reporting the same.
The police man asked the person who was there
earlier, "How does your wife look like??"
That man replied, "She is a smart, good looking
woman, 5 feet 8 inch, 36-28-32, beautiful &
attractive body with blonde hairs"
Police man noted down those details and asked the
other person, "What does your wife look like?"
He said in excitement, "Forget mine, let's go and
find his wife!!!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek phatan ne bus

Ek Pathan ne Bus Khaayi mein gira di,
Police:Ye kaise huwa ?
Pathan:Oh...Yara humko nahi pata aaj humara
conduter nahi aya tha isliye hum peeche kiraya lene
gaya huwa tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Ghabber

Jay- Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu,
Veeru- Ise Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Mar Do Aur Sui Is
Ke Side Me Rakh Dena,
...Police Samjhegi Sui-Side Ka Case He.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek bar chor

1baar Adnan sami k ghar me chor aayaAdnan chor
K upar baitha Or bola Ramu police ko bulaRamu-
Sahab chppl nhi mil rhiCHOR bola-Meri pehen le par
Jaldi Jaa.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar or bomb

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gareeb Chor

Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya.
Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi
hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan
dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm
baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se
vishwas uth gaya hai!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dost kase mara?

Police : Tumhara Dost Kese Mara
Sardar :
Pata Nahi Wo Bola Mere Pet
Me Chuhe Kud Rahe He
To Mene Usko Chuhe Marne Ki Dawa Khila Di

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Park main.....

Police: Park me aise Q baithe ho?
Srdar: Hm dono sadi-suda hain!
Police: To Ghar me baitho
Srdar:nhi baith sakte na Q K
iska Pati or meri Biwi nhi Manegi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police to shrabi

police to sharabi-:
kahan ja raha hai be,
sharabi daru pine se hone wale nuksaan par
parvachan sun ne ja rha hoon,
police itni raat ko koun deta hai parvachan,
sharabi meri biwi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police officer phtan se.

Police Afsar PATHAN se:
Tumhari maadri zuban kon si hai?
PATHAN: Koi nahi..
Police Afsar: Kyun?
PATHAN: Meri ammi goongi thi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hotel ka manager

Hotel K Manger Ne Bari Heriat Se Police Inspecter
Se Pocha
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chala K Hum Ne Bartan Dhone
Wale Badal Dia Ha ?
Police Fingure Print...=

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
ap buhat bahadur hain

Police:Bibi Ap Bht Bahadur Hain,Ap Ne Dakoo Ko
Bohat Mara.
Lady:Mujhy Kya Pata Tha k Wo Bechara Dakoo Hay,
MeiN To Samjhi K Mera Shohar Dair Sy Ghar aya
hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Car parking

POLICE:ye car parking me cycle q park ki?
SANTA:jab irado me ho dugni chamak to kapdo me
q nahi?
POLICE:kya?
SANTA:sirf do pahiyo ka fark he uncle Aa jayege!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
how did this accident

Policeman: How did this accident occur?
Motorist: The sign just there says; Stop-Look-
Listen. And while I was doing that, the train hit
me.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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