Search Results for 'Police'
1 Sardar ko America mai Police ne rook lia, owr Investigation shuro kar li
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Sardar ko English nahi athi thi, eslie tu ne LEAVE APPLICATION suna dia
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Police ne esy Pagal Samaj kar chor dia
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Sardar ki Bewi: Sardar Jee tussi tay great O!
Sardar: O ae tay kuch vi nahi, haly te mai THIRSTY CROW nahi sunayi
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya?
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Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao
Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha
Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye?
Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police Wala Thanay main ek Mulzim ko bht maar raha tha..
Aur us par bht saare ILZAAM lag raha tha..
Isi dauraan usko phone aaya ke us ke ghar me BETA paida hoa hai..
FoneSun ker us ne doosron ko batya , ye sun kar Mulzim ghussay se Cheekha..
“DAAL de .. ye CASE bhi mere uppar daal de” :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Police wala apne SON se.
School se apka result acha nai aya
is liy tmhara kal se Khel & T.V band.
Son. Ye lo 50 ka note or mamla yehi rafa dafa kro
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Suhaag raat ko dulhan k darwazay per zor say dastak hui tou wo dour ker bathroom maen chup gayee.
"kia hua"khawand nay kaha
"maen nay samja k police raid ho gaya hai" dulhan boli
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao
Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha
Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye?
Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Karachi walo ki hoshiari to dekho: .
Karachi main roads pe CCTV cameras install kiye gaye.. .
Aj subha k waqt Police Control Room ko phone aaya: .
"Sir, zara BRUNS ROAD walay CCTV mai dekh k btao k HALWA PURI walay ki dukan khul gayi he k nai..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Police:darwaza kholo tmhari bivi truck ke niche aa kar paper jaisi ban gai hai.
Sardar:pher darwaza kholne ka kia faida gate k neche se de do
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Police:park me aisy kiun bethay ho?
Admi:hum donon shadi shuda hain
police:to ghar me betho
admi:es ka shohar aur meri bv mind karte hain.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Aik marasi police station ki diwar k sath peshab kar raha tha.
Police ne pakar liya
jb use le jane lage to wo bola:mola khush rakhe, saboot tay chuk lo.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Punajabi:mujhe phone pe qatal ki dhamki di ja ri hai,
police:wo kun hai.;-;-
punjabi:p.c.l wale hain kehte hain bil na dia to kat den ge
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Police:teri bv gum howi to tm ne police ko kiun nai btaya?
Sardar:o g pehlay bike chori howi thi to police ne 20 din chala k wapas ki thi
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Police tak kak tak
pathan:kon?
Police:police wale hain darwaza kholo tm se bat karni hai.
Pathan:tum kitne ho?
Police:3
pathan:to pher apas me kar lo.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)