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im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
aik police walay ka beta exam main fial ho gaya to us nay us ko bula kay dantant shuru kar diya
uska beta bola: yeh lo 50 ropay aur mamala yaheen rafa dafah karo
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha
police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai
police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho
foji bola 2 saal bahab
police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua
foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya
2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?
ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna
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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
kiya hal ho ga yeh jan lo
abhi be wakat hai man jao
bury wakt ka say phaly man jao
WaRNa police waly khud he mana lay gy;-)
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Police Sardar officer se: criminals kiyu apnay fingerprints kaam k baad chortain hain?
Sardar: Sir,kiyu k woh illiterate hain, agar literate hotay toh apnay signature kar k jatay!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik aadmi talaab main naha raha tha.
Police wala kehta hai
“Chal ooye bahar aa kar kapry pehan
Teri Talashi leni hai!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Police Officer Bachey Se:Beta Kia Tumhare Abu “Al Qaida” Me Hain?
Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi! Per Main
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“Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wakeel: Tum ne Police Officer ki jaib me jalti hui matches kyun rkhi?
Pathan: Ye Hum ko bola "kaam krvana hai to pehle "JaiB" garam karo...
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
POLICE Pathan Se:- Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai.
PATHAN:- O' Jao Jao Hum Tum se Bara DSP Hai,
Police:- DSP Ka matlab jante ho
Pathan:- Dimag Se Pagal.:-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speedsy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side walyboard pe likha hy:YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandark saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza ayaaaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.HAHAHAHA
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
An Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
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He went to a 5 star hotel for Dinner
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Bill Rs. 6000/-
He was unable to pay..
Manager handed him to police
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He Gave Rs. 100/- to Policeman & Became free.
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Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Badi Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Ek Bahut Bade Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Santa: “Doctor Saab, Kya Aap Meri Sharaab Chhudva Sakte Ho?”
Doctor Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya: “Haan Haan Bhai, Kyu Nahi”
Santa: “To Jaldi Se Chale Na, Police Ne Meri 20 Bottle Pakdi Hai Please Chhudva Do“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)