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1 ldki ki death k baad uski frnd
usKE3 B¤YfrnD K pass gai oR boLi
kYa main uSKi jagah lE3 skTi hu
¿¿¿ SUPERb Answr . . . BF-mujhe
koi aitraZ nhi QABRISTAN WAlo
sE3 Puch l
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Difference Between Thoughts Of Imran Khan And Imraan Hashmi.
Imran Khan: “If You Give Me 100 Young Boys, I Can Change The Nation”
Imraan Hashmi: “If You Give Me 100 Young Girl, I Can Create Another Nation“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha, Case Ki Sunwai Shuru Hone Lagi To Wakeel Utha Aur Judge Se Bola.
Wakeel: “My Lord, Qanoon Ki Kitaab Ke Page Number 15 Ke Mutabiq Mere Muvakeel Ko Baizzat Bari Kiya Jaye”
Judge: “Kitaab Pesh Ki Jaye”
Kitaab Pesh Ki Gayi, Judge Ne Page Number 15 Khola To Usmein 1000 Ke 10 Note The.
Judge Muskurate Hue Bola: “Bahut Khoob, Is Tarha Ke 2 Saboot Aur Pesh Kiye Jaye“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Difference Between Thoughts Of Imran Khan And Imraan Hashmi.
Imran Khan: “If You Give Me 100 Young Boys, I Can Change The Nation”
Imraan Hashmi: “If You Give Me 100 Young Girl, I Can Create Another Nation“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Ne Pappu Se Puchha.
Aadmi: “Beta Tumhari Umar Kya Hai?”
Bachha: “Ji, Ghar Mein 14, School Mein 12, Train Mein 7 Aur Facebook Pe 19 Saal Ka Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Marta Hua Pati Apni Patni Ko Bola
Pati: “Almari Se Tera Gold Set Maine Chori Kiya Tha”
Patni Rote Hue Boli: “Koi Baat Nai Ji”
Pati: “Tere Bhai Ne Tujhe Amanat Di Thi 1 Lakh Wo Bhi Mene Hi Ghayab Kiye”
Patni: “Mene Aapko Maaf Kiya”
Pati: “Teri Kameti Ke Paise Bhi Mene Hi Chori Kiye The”
Patni: “Koi Baat Nahi Ji, Aapko Zehar Bhi Mene Hi Diya Hai, Hisab Barabar“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A newly Married Husband saved his Wife’s number on his mobile as…
“My Life”..
After one year of marriage he changed the number to..
“My Wife”..
After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to…
“Home”..
After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to…
“Hitler”..!!
After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to..
“Wrong Number”..!!!
Hahahha… Poor Husbands
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja,
Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli:
Shut up,
Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart..”
Aur aalu ka dil tod diya…
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or us ne fir itni sabziyan fasaayi ki Aaj aap khud hi dekh lo,
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu-Bengan,
Aalu-Shimla mirch,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajar
Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..
MORAL:
MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA
MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA
TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO TERI SADGI PE MARTE HAIN…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 sardar ji looking at egyptian mummy…
Sardar 1 : Look so many bandages , pakka lorry accident case!!
Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written… BC 1760
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
America ki soch -Hum chand par pahoch gaye,
Ab aage kya karna he ?????
China ki soch - Hum 90% Dunia ki market pe raj kar rahe he,
Ab baaki par kese kare ?????
Hum Bhartiyo ki soch - 12 baje light gayi thi to 2 baje aayi thi ,
Ab 4 baje gai to 6 baje aayi,
Matlab sala 8 baje wapas jayegi ?????
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"Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani bhar le ,
Mae mera mobile charge me laga deta hu" ..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain, 10% interest ke hisaab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hain, batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jaante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths jaanta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhaag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawaal hai.
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai, meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hain :o
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 bar ghandhi ji k sar per 8-10 baal ug aye gandhi ji naai k pas gaye,
Naai gusse sai bola inhe ginu ya katu?
Gandhi ji sharmaty howy bole inhy color kar do
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao
Sardar:Kyon, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola Mai CPU hon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj main Apko Laziz Khana banana sikhati hn…
1) 1 Dish mein ANGOOR rakh lein.
2) Phir Dish ko haath mein Pakrein
3) Or kisi Sheeshe k samne khare hojayen
Bas Dish ready hogai
Dish Ka NAME
Langoor k hath mein Angoo
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)