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Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
Aik RaBi Se Baandh Diya Jaye
To Us RaBi Ko Kya Kahen Ge?
Sardar:
Us Rabi Ko Bolenge
“Nokia”(Connecting Peepal):-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have?
Student: 5
Teacher: How?
Student: I have a dog in my house now.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti ...
Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
How do you recognize Pathan in School?
He is the one who Erases the Notes from the Book,
When the teacher erases the board.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
New Teacher: "Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid, Stand Up"
Pathan Stoodup.
Teacher: Are You Stupid?
Pathan: Nahi! Aap Akeli Khari Thin. Mujhe Acha Nahi Lag raha Tha.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?
Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!
Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: A reindeer
Teacher: Good, now name another.
Class: Another reindeer!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:
Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?
Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?
Pathan: Eagle.
Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?
Pathan: Illegal
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai?
Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
teacher;Agar sache dil se Rab' se dua ki jae to woh zaror pori hoti hai...!
Studendt'Rehne de Miss.....Agar aesa hota to aap meri Bewi hotien....!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Maths Teacher:- Jab main tumhare jitna tha,mere maths me 100 marks aate the!
Student :-o bhai aate Honge..! koi achha teacher parhata hoga=
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Maths Teacher:- Jab main tumhare jitna tha,mere maths me 100 marks aate the!
Student :-o bhai aate Honge..! koi achha teacher parhata hoga=
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
MATHS teacher to a brillian Pathan Student: How can we divide 8 apples among 6 persons equally?
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Pathan: Juice bana ke
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Height Of Student Talent:
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Teacher: U Just Got 5 Marks & Still U R Laughing..
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Student: I’m Wondering How I Got 5 Marks..
I Wrote only some Lyrics
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)