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A Story With A Moral

Class Mein Hindi Ki Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Boka

Madam: “Pappu Ek Story Sunao With Moral”

Pappu: “Maine Use Phone Kara Wo So Rahi Thi, Phir Baad Mein Usne Muje Phone Kra Main So Raha Tha.”

“Moral: Jaisi Karni Vaisi Bharni“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Difference Between Good & Bad Teacher

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard,

But A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall And Shouts.

“Oye, Checking Wale Aa Gaye Apni-Apni Parchiyaan Chhupa Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai?

Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai?

Student: Ap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai, laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye apka veham hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
What is difference

Teacher: What is difference between 'Love Letter' and 'Exam Paper'?? ;)

Student:

LOVE:
Hazaaron Khayal, Jinhe Lafzon main nahi Likh Paatay..
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EXAM:
Hazaaron Lafz Likhne Parte hain, jo Khayalon main bhi nahi aatay!!:D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha

Teacher: Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay?
Pathan: Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha
Teacher: Ye to murghiyon ki beemari hai

Pathan: Apne mujhe insan chorha hi kab hai roz murgha bana deti hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
There is a frog,

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then, what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Translate it into English

Teacher:Translate it into
English: "Tumhe Laat marke
beizzat karke bahar nikal diya gaya
aur baad me vapas bulaya gaya ."

Student:You have been "GANGULIFIED"!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Prove that things

Teacher: Prove that things
compress with cold & expand with heat.
Student: Sir, garmiyan ch chuttiyan 45 hoti hain
aur sardiyon me sikud ke 7 reh jati hain!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay?

Teacher: Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay?

Pathan: Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha

Teacher: Ye to murghiyon ki beemari hai

Pathan: Apne mujhe insan chorha hi kab hai roz murgha bana deti hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
what is my age?

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then, what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
ALLAH Ne ”PAIT” Q Banaya Hy.??

Teacher : ALLAH Ne ”PAIT” Q Banaya Hy.??
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Pathan :
SHALWAR Bandhane K Lye…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Shit we are late

Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo:
“Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain”
Children: “Shit we are late” :-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Agar sache dil se

Teacher:
Agar sache dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to wo poori hoti hai…!!!

Student:
Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri biwi hotein.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao?

Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao?
Pathan soch mai
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Pathan replied
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Al andruni…!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Explain Digestive System in one Sentnce?

Teacher: Explain Digestive System in one Sentnce?
Student: It is Da Process Which Starts
with Eatng from your Rite Hand
&
Finishes With Washing From the Left Hand.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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