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Teacher:
Ager aap ka dost or ap ki lover doob rahay
hoon to aap kis ko bachao gay?
Student:
Doob jane do dono kamino ko.
Wo ek sath kar kya rahy they…:
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon
k naam btao.??
Boy:Mendak..
Teacher:
4 aur btao
… Boy: Mendak ki Mummy, Mendak k Papa,
Mendak ki Behan Aur Mendak ki Item..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher:
“Pappu MQM wale ki beti ko
bhaga kar le gaya. Is ka future
tense batao ?”
Student:Pappu ki namaz-e-janaza
shaam 6 baje ada ho gi……
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: Which Book Help
Most in Your Life.?
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STUDENT: My Father’s Cheque
Book
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…
All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…
All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.
Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..
All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..
Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: Stand up. Tell Me Two
Pronouns…?
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Student: Who..?? Me..??
Teacher: Very Good . Sit Down
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar: Aj main apni class
di sab tu sohni kuri phasai
ae.
Friend:O kiwein?
Sarder:class Lagi c..
Mani kaghaz da jahaz
bana k uda dita
O teacher de nak te ja
wajeya.
Oney Ghusey wich pucheya
k ae kinnay keeta?
Main os kuri da naa laa dita
phas gayi vichaari
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Your son is fail.See
his report
Eng-20
Math-15
Urdu-18
Phy-13
Chem-15
Total-98
Sardar:Total wich te kmal e kr dita
ae Es Subject di Techar kon c
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
TEACHER:
Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein
URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH
Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho …
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SARDAR:
ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)