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Main teri Maa Hoti

Main teri Maa Hoti
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy

2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …

Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy

Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga …

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
School Aur Girls College Mein Kya Difference Hai?

Teachar Ne Ek Din Time Pass Karne Ke Liye Class Mein Sawah Puchha

Teacher: “School Aur Girls College Mein Kya Difference Hai?”

Pappu: “School Ke Bahar Gadi Dheere Chalaye Ka Board Laga Hota Hai, Jabki Girls College Ke Samne Nahi”

Teacher: “Baat To Sahi Hai, Par Ab Ye Bhi Batao Aisa Kyu Hota Hai?”

Pappu: “Jarurat Hi Nahi Hai, Kyunki Acchi-Acchi Gadiya Bhi Girls College Ke Samne Se Dheere Hokar Nikalti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
cold drink

Teacher:
Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?
Student:
Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,
Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Teacher class mein larkoon ko bata rahe they

Teacher class mein larkoon ko bata rahe they
Ensana mehnat kare tu jo chahe ban sakta hai

Aik larka bola: Magar mere abbo kehte hain ke Tum laakh koshish kar lo woh naheen ban sakte jo banna chahte ho

Teacher ne poocha? Tum kia banna chahte ho?

Larke ne jawab diya: ” Lady Doctor “……

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
main padhta nahin:D

Imtehan sar par khade hai aur main padhta nahi,
Janabe manjil nazdik hai magar main chadhta nahi,
Jee chahta hai saari padhai-likhi chhod du, scale pen tod du,
Aur yun jo phirten hai shahar ke awara unse nata jod lu,
Teacheron ke lecture mein ab maza aata nahi,
Issiliye ghar se college ko ab main jata nahi,
Padhte-padhte aksar so jata hun sapnon men aksar pass ho jata hun.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
ami mera teacher kitna piyara hai

Beti:
Ami Mera Teacher Kitna Pyara Hai Na?
Ami:
Beti Teacher Bap k Brabr Hota Hai..
Beti:
AMI Ap Hamesha Apne Hi Chakar Mein
Rehna,
Hamare Liye Na Sochna…

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Translate This

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.

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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
When was Rome built?

Teacher: When was Rome built?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that?
Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bade ho kar kya banoge

Teacher-Bade ho kar kya banoge
Snta-Papa kehte h jitna chahe padho
wo nahi ban sakate jochahte ho
Teacher-Kya banna chahte ho
Snta-Lady Doctor

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Maths mein fail q hua?

 Sardar: Maths mein fail q hua?

Son: kabhi teacher bolti ha 3+5 = 8 Agle din bolti ha 4+4=8
phir bolti ha 6+2=8
usay khud ko confirm nahi to mujhe kya sikhae gi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
kutte per mazmon likhne ko kha tha

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par MazmoonLikh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang parKaat krar bhag gaya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek sardarji khaali katoray mein

Ek sardarji khaali katoray mein roti duba kar kha rahay thay.

Waitor ne dekha to poocha: Aap ye kya kar rahe hein?

Sardarji: Mein maths ka teacher hoon.

Mein ne daal suppose ki hui hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
farq kya hai

Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Sardar Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Math vich fail kyun hoya?

Sardar: Math vich fail kyun hoya?

Son: Kadi teacher kendi ay 3+5=8
Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8, fir kendi ay 6+2=8

miss nu ap confirm nai tay fail menu kr dita.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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