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Teacher,
Ye batao, jo log ghalat kam karte hy, wo kahan jate hein?
Lrki sharmatay huay boli-
Sir,Shehri log HOTEL me,
Aur gaon k log GANNE K KHET mein……
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: Engineering Collage Se Tum Kya Samajhte Ho.
Pappu: Jab 12th Main acche Marks Aane Par Punishment Nilta Hai, To Engineering Collage Main Jaana Padta hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wifes insulting their husbands:
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Pilot’s BV -ziyada uro mt, samjhe…?
Teacher’s BV – Mujhe mt sikhao samjhe…?
Dentist’s BV – Daant tod k hath mei de dungi…!
Docter’s BV – tabiyat durust kr doungi…!
MBA’S BV – Mind Yr own Business pls…!
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CA/ACMA Candidate’s BV-
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Abay phle paas toh ho phir baat karna
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1) POLICE MAN:
Sub mujse darty hain or main BV se
2) MOCHI:
Main juton ki maramat krta hun or BV meri
3) TEACHER:
Main school mei lecture deta hun or ghr mei sirf sunta hun,
4) OFFICER:
Main office mei BOSS hun or ghr mei Nokar,
5) JUDGE:
Main court mei faislay sunata hun or ghr mei khud insaf ka talabgar!
Faisla aap k hath mei hai,
kunware rho
khush rho.
No Wife Easy Life.
Jo shadi kr chuky hain wo Sabar kren jin ki nhi hui wo shukar kren.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Chemsitry ke class mein
teacher ne ek ladki se pucha-what is Nitrate?
Ladkhi sharmakr boli:-
Sir , Night rate is 1500/-&
Hotel charges alag se…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Tum KUTTE per Mazmoon likh
ker lane ka kaha tha
Student:
Mujh 14 Saal k liy jail nai jana
Aap samajh to gaye he hon gaye
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
teacher :oxford ka matlab kya-hai ..
student: ox matlab bail & ford matlab gaadi toh.....
oxford matlab BailGaadi!!
:-);-):-P
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
'Teacher;
Translate into English
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"
Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case"'
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Teacher:- kal tum ne chutti kyu ki
Student:- Sir,ghar main zaruri kam tha
Tchr :- oh i see..!
Student:- na-na Sir oh ni aayi c.. main hi milan gya c
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai?
Student: MISS, SHALWAR KA NARRA
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Dada apnay poatay se: tmhare teacher a rahay hen, tum chup jao.
Poata: pehle ap chup jain, mene ap ki mout ka bahana bna
kar 2 hafte ki chutti li hai…:-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Baap ne betay se kaha :
‘dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he….’
Beta : ‘aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher ny student sy Question pocha k . . . . . . .
Q: Shadi k card pr J S M F likha hota ha is k kia mtlab ha . . . . . .
Student ny kuch dair bd socg kr bola
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Jutoo sy murumat farmai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
TEACHER:Kal schol q nai aye tm
STuDeT:Mujeh bird flu ho gya tha
TCHR:ye to parindo ki bimari hy?
STDNT:ap ne mujhy insan chora hi kb hai
roz murga bna deti hAin
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
…SUCCESS…
1. kabhi top na kro wrna log tm se jalne lge gy
2. Hmsha late class me jao iss trha hr teacher tmhe yad rkhe ga
3.zyda prhny se time zaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hy
4.kbi test na do q k beizzati k 2 marks se izzat k 0 marks ache hain
Dedicated to all genius students
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)