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Nend main chalne ki aadat

Lecture ke darmiyan 1 Larka Uth kar chala gia
Teacher: Yai kion uth kar chala gia?
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Students: Sir es ko neend mai chalny ke aadat hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Train

Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon
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10 mint baad
Teacher: Train dikhawo
Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Read and Write

Son: Dad why did you put your thumb impression on my Result Card instead of Sign?
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Father: I don't want to surprise your teacher to think that anyone with your marks can have father who can read and right

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Future sestence

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
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Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
You Don'T Know My Father

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania s son: Kuch bhi nahi. Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Banis s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bank Ka Chokidar

Pathan ne class main 1st position li:


Teacher ne pucha: Parh likha kar kya banna chahtay ho?





Pathan: Bank ka Chowkidaar. -

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mirgi Ke Daure Ka Ilaaz

Medical Ka Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Tha

Teacher: Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Mirgi Ka Attack Ho To Usko Lambe Samaye Tak Kiss Karo, Wo Theek Ho Jayegi

Pappu Ne Ye Suna Aur Excited Hokar Bola

Pappu: Par Sir, Usko Ye Attack Dilayen Kaise

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jawani and Burhapa

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
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Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mun main pani ana

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Qarz E Hasna

Teacher:
"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"?

Pathan:
"Jab Qarz Denay Wala Paise Wapis Mangay, Aur Qarz Lene Wala HANS Day, To Usay Qarz-E-Hasna Kehte Hen"!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Hdfc Ka Malik

Teacher : Tere Papa kya karte hain

Santa:Sir HDFC ke Malik hai

Teacher: Wah Wah HDFC Bank ke Malik hain

Santa: Nahi Sir,
Hiralal Dahi Bade & Faluda Center ke Malik hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
student and teacher

Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
ami abu ki larai

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ande Or Bacche

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Student: "Air Hostess!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ande Or Bacche

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Student: "Air Hostess!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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