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Students eyes in the class (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)
When teacher say tomorrow will be exam (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O)
During the exam (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_?)
When invigilator comes in (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_?)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A sad love story
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Ek student ko apni classmate se
pyar
ho gaya
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Ladke ne use prapose kiya
Lekin ladki ne inkar kar diya
Or
teacher ko uski complain kardi
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Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta
or
1 week k liye class se nikal diya.
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Jab 1 week baad ladka wapas
class
me
gaya to
Ladki ko us se pyar ho gaya
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Ladki ne us ladke ki book me
likha :
I m sorry and I love u too
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Ladke ne koi response nahi diya
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Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye
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Moral - bewkuf ladki itna bhi nahisamajti
Ladke kabhi books nahi kholte
hai.. :v :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Result agar acha ho:
Teacher- Hoshiyar bacha hai
Maa-Bhagwan ki kripa hai
Papa-Beta kiska hai
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hai
Result agar bura ho:
Teacher-Padhai mein dhyan nhi
kya
Maa-Aag lage is mobile mein
Papa-Laad pyar ne bigaad diya
Dost-Chal daaru peetey hai
B'day par
Maa-Jug jug jiye mera beta
Papa-Hamesha aage bade
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hain
Love me fail hone pr
Maa-Beta bhul ja usko
Papa- Be a Man!
DOST-CHAL DAARU peetey Hai YAAR
MORAL OF STORY - Duniya badal
jati hai but DOST kabi nahi
badalte!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : me jis janwar ka naam lu,
tum sab uski awaaz nikalna....
Teacher :- Dog?
Student :-Bow Bow!
Tcher :- Cat?
Student :- Meow
Tcher- : Lion?
Student :- Aah Aah Aah Aaah..
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Tcher: kamino mene " LION " kaha h,
Not 'Leone'..! :D
Student : ooo teri :-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : pappu i will give you a tight slap if you continue this filmi behaviour in class…!!
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Pappu : Thapad se dar nhi lagta madam pyar se lagta h
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.
The teacher shouts to the sleeping student’s neighbor, “Hey wake that student up!”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain, 10% interest ke hisaab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hain, batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jaante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths jaanta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher ne bachchon se poocha, tum future mein kya karna chahte ho?
Ram: Main pilot banna chahta hoon.
Vinod: Main doctor banna chahta hoon.
Deepa: Main achchi maa banna chahti hoon.
Ravi: Main Deepa ko help karna chahta hoon :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher:What is half of 8??
Rajnikant:
4
...
Santa:
Depend karta hai agar horizontally aadha karo to '0'
Aur vertically kaato toh '3'.
Santa rocked.
Rajnikant shocked\=D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
(kavi ka Beta School Mein =P)
Teacher : What Is N0un??
Student : Arz Karta Hoon...
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kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King...
Wah Wah...
Kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King...
Noun Is A Name Of Any Person Place Or Thing!! =p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher -Past, present, future ka 1 example main deti hu Or 1 tum do
Techer-mai sunder thi, hu, aur rahungi
Student-Apko veham tha, hai Or rahega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)