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A New Poster Outside

A New Poster Outside The Bank For the Year
2015. . .
Petrol & CNG Loans Available Here:-D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya

Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya
Aur botlain tornay laga
1st tori or bola:
Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai
2nd tori or bola:
teri waja se mera ghar tabah hua 3rd tori

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Lrka Gutter mei Gir gya

1 Lrka Gutter mei Gir gya
Batao Q?
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Andheri Gali mei sms type krte hue Ja rha tha
\ (‘^’) /
” ” ” ” ” ”
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“1 Message Recieved”
Jaldi Nikalo Bhosri walon

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 African Apni Famly K Sath

1 African Apni Famly K Sath Jungle Me Rehta Tha,
1 Din Usy Jungle Se 1 Shesha Mila,
Wo Smjha K Us K Bap Ki Tsweer Hy,
Wo Ussy Apny Ghar Ly Gya Or Us

Se Roz Batain Krta Tha,
Uski Bivi Ko Shak Hua,
Aik Din Shohar Ki Gair Mojodgi Me Us Ne

Shisha Nikala Or Apna Aks Dekh Kr Boli,
Acha To Ye Hy Wo Kalmooi Jis Se Mera

Shohar Roz Batein Krta Hy,
Us Ne Shisha Apny Saas Ko Dikhaya To Saas Boli,
“Churail Ki Umar Dekho Or Is K Kartoot Dekho…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Shadi me Jin a gya

Shadi me Jin a gya.

Jin ko dekh k Lrkiyon ki Cheekh nikal gai.

1 Buzurg ne kha Sari Lrkiyan wazu kr k ayen.sb wazu kr k ayin tu.
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Jin ki cheekh nikal gai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Maa Ke Liye Woh Konsa

1 Maa K Lye Wo KonSa Kam Hai Jo Beta Kare Tu Bura
Or
Damaad Kare Tu Boht Acha Lgta Hai

Socho

Nhi Pta

BV Ki Ghulami.:-

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kia batayen tumhein

Kia batayen tumhe apna haal?

Ja rahe thay yad0n k0 dil mein liye sambhaal

K achaanak 1 ajnabi ne r0k kar kaha?

Chal Beta M0bile Nikaal.!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
10-10 bacche

Young girl: Dadiji,Aap k zamaane me 10-10 bacche
Q hote the ?
Old Lady: Beti Humaare time me bijali nhi thi.
Raat ko kon aya kon gaya malum nhi padta tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa 100 ke note par likha number

Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha
tha.
Banta – Ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
Santa – Yar me dekh raha
hu ki Gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske
paas

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
12 Boys planed to propose a girl

12 Boys planed to propose a girl
10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence
But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
... Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Huaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Huuuuuuuuuuun ;)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar with a new mobile called

Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his
Phone Book & said "My mobile No. has changed
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 now it is 6610".

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to
socha k BV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly
inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha
Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net
b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi
Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti
Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk
White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lon Ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 night bijli chali gae…

1 night bijli chali gae…
SARDAR APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.
BiWI: kar di na phir sardaron wali baat… pankha
chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise

Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshwala 10Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega.
Rikshwala 2Rs kaun le k jayega?
Santa baith piche me le jata hu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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