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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dost asked to sardar:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q
jatay Ho?
Sardar replied: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr
Bhag Gaya Tha..
Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Faraz ghurbat se tang aa kar Daku Ban gaya
Daketi karne 1 bank gaya or kaha….!!!
Arz kya hai…
Taqdir me jo hay wo hi Milega,
Hands Up, Koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Ladka cycle pe ja raha tha
Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra
...Qareeb kuch ladkiyan khari thi
Unho ne taliyan baja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U
Ladka ruka aur jawab diya khali tali bajane se
kaam
Nhi chale ga,
Cake to khana hi pare ga.....
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan had a deep cut on his leg.
Nurse said it would be stitched and 10 stitches are
required.
Pathan asked the cost.
Nurse replied,” 3000?
Pathan said I need stitches not embroidery.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye
tumharay hath me kya he?
Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.
Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me
ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari
khala hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
There were continously coming I Love You messages
on a sardar’s mobile phone.
2nd sardar made fun of him about that.
1st sardar said: No, no, its not mine. I have
brought my wife’s mobile phone today by mistake.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dost asked to sardar:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q
jatay Ho?
Sardar replied: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr
Bhag Gaya Tha..
Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 pathano ke darmyan larai ho rahi thi
1st pathan: hum tera kapra phar ke tumko nanga
kar dega.
2nd pathan: Khoca! serious larai mai romantic baat
mat karo
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Banta : What is the similarity between marriage
and 11:59 pm?
Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal
jate hai!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 admi motor cycle par pankha ly kar ja rahe
they ,
Ek sardar ne dekh liya or 500 ki texi karwai or un
ke pichey lag gya, Kuch fasle par un ko roka or
donon ko 1,1 lagai or bola,
bijli agy nai labdi tusi
sakootaran te vi pakhey laey hoay ney!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
TITANIC do0b rha tha,
1Gorey ne Sardar se pocha zameen kitni do0r hy?
Sardar:2k.m,
Gorey ne samndr m jump lga k pocha kis trf?
Sardar: “NEECHY” ki traf.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa nashe me 1 Sadhu se takra gaya.
Sadhu: Arey murkh mai tumhe sharap deta hu,
Santa- Toda rukiye Maharaj main gilas le kar aata
hu.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Log ap ko bura kahe D0NT MIND Pagal kahe gussa na hona
Jahil kahe to b cool rahna
Lekin agar khobsurat kahe to rakh k chamat marna
Q k mazaq ki b 1 had hoti ha.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)