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Principal: If any boy is found in or around girl’s
hostel, he will be fined Rs 400 for first time, Rs
800 for second time & Rs 1200 for third time.
Student: How much will you charge for monthly
pass, sir ?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
3 Friends Saath Mein Bethay They
1st One:
Yaar Main Itni Garam Chaye (Tea) Peeta Hoon K
Jaisay Hee Ketlee Say Cup Mein Nikalti Hai Mein
Peejata Hoon
2nd One:
Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai Mein To Ketlee Mein He
Tyaar Ker K Ketlee Mein Hee Peejata Hoon
3rd One:
Uhh.. Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai
Main To Muh (Mouth) Mein Doodh, Patii Aur
Cheenee (Sugar)
Daltaa Hoon Aur Gas Par Baith Jaatha Hoon
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aapko 2 baten btata hun wo b free me
.
1: ksi ko free me itna free mat kro k wo free me itna free hojae
k free hi na rehne de or Ap free hote hue b free na hon
or wo free me Apko free samajh kr Apko free karde
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2: ksi se free me itna free hojao k usay free me Apke free honay
ka pata na chalay or usay free me b free na rehne do or wo free
hote hue b free na ho or wo free free me phansa rahe or Ap free me usay free krdo
.
Kuch samajh aya FREE me?.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha kBV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga…..
*~~InShaLLaH~~*
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Darakht pr 6 prinday bethay thay.Shikari ne dekha Or unn pr fire kia.5 prinday urr gye.
1 betha rha.
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kioun?
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Bus….Badmashi
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena
Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi
Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi
To Sharm Aa Gai Kehne Lagi
“Ay Allah Main Apne Liye Kuch Nahi Mangti
Bas Meri Ammi Ko Ek Khobsurt Damad De De”
Pata Hai Kya Hua?
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Uski Choti Behan Ki Shadi Ho Gayi.
Moral: Dua Clear Mangni Chahiye.
Kya Pata Kis Time Qabool Hojaye.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Girls college k bahar blast ke baad Geo Reporter, Zakhmi LARKI Se:
jab BOMB gira’ to kya Wo 1 dum se Phhata?
Zakhmi LARKI
(Ghussay Se) :
Gee Nahi
Wo Reengta
howa Meray Qareeb Aaya’
Or,
Nihayat Adab Se
Pyaar Se
Or,
Sharma kr
Bola
Baji !!! THAAA !!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Chor,Police se chupta hua 1 tooti Qabr me lait gya.
Qareeb se kuch Pathan guzray to unho ne socha k shayad log Qabar pr Matti dalna bhool gaye.
Unhon ne Fata fatt Matti dalna shuru kar di.
Chor bola:
“Bachao Bachao”
Pathan: “Oh Jaldi Jaldi Mitti dalo AZAAB shuru ho gaya hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Admi ne Hotel me room liya, pohnchtay hi socha k BV ko sms kr dun.Us ne sms likh kr Galat number pr snd kr dia Jis Orat ko mila us k Shohar ka 2 din pehlay inteqal hua tha.Sms Parhtay hi Orat Behosh ho Gai!Likha tha,Begum Me Kheriat se Pohanch Gya hun Idhar Network b Mojud hai Jaga Choti,Pr Shandar Hai Thandi Thandi Hawa Janat Ka Maza Deti Hai,Dhool Matti B Nhi Hy
Mene Jo white Kapre Pehne The Wo Ab Tk Saf Hain!2,4 din me tumko B bula longa.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek sardar ji Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha
Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai
1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hain, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Aye ga?
2. Windows me START Ka Button Hai, STOP Ka Nahi
3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kb Release Ho ga?
4. Keyboard Mn ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi toh Computer Q Maangta Hai?
Aakhir Main ek Zati Sawal
5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS Q Banate Hain?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Different roles of Funny Man in life: Sagai ke time
superman,,Shadi ke time Gentleman,15 saal baad
Watchman,25 saal baad Doberman.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Raavan Hanuman se Beedi Maangata hai,Hanuman
Mana Kar Deta hai,Shri Ram Poochte hain,Beedi De
Deta na.Hanuman Ji Bolte hain Prabhu Aap Chup
raho Iske 10 sir Hai,10 Beedi Deni Padegi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Log Bus Ke Intezaar Main Khade The.1 Funny
Bhikari Aaya,
Sab Logon Se Bheek Maangi,Paise Kamaye Or Taxi
Main Baith Kar Chala Gaya.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Funny Ramesh:Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau
Shuru Kiya Hai
Shadi Ke Liye 1 Dabayen,Mangni Ke Liye 2 Dabaye
Suresh:Doosri Shadi Ke Liye Kya Dabaye?
Funny Ramesh: Doosri Shadi Ke Liye Pehle Waali
Patni Ka Gala Dabye
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)