Search Results for 'Computer'

1 admi ne hotel ke room mein

1 admi ne hotel ke room mein computer dekha to socha ke wife ko mail kar doon.

Jaldi mein mail galat address par send ho gaee.

Jis Orat ko Mail maili us ke Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.

Mail Padte hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch

Gya hoon Idhar Net bhi Mojud he,Jaga Choti Par Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa

Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nahi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo

Ab Tak White Hian,Kal Tumhy bhi Bulwa Lunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Salesman

Salesman:
This Computer Will Cut
Your Workload By 50%.

Santa:
That Is Great,
I Will Take Two Of Them

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar joined new job.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”

Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Corruption

Corruption has spread to every corner in Pakistan...

. . . . . . . .

Even my computer says: "some files are corrupted." ;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan In Computer Exam

Pathan In Computer Exam

Examiner"What is Microsoft Excel?"

Pathan: "It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Yar mujhe 1 hathora

Santa : Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man : Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Santa : Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Orkut te kudi fasai,

Orkut te kudi fasai,
Facebook te gal chalai,
Twitter te ma-bapu nu milai,

Yahoo te divorse ho gaya,
ess bahane yaara da computer Da course ho gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once Rajni was the guesy

Once Rajni was the guest contestant in KBC.

Amitabh says: Computer ji,

Rajnikantji ko pehla sawaal poochiye.

Computer: main lifeline use karna
chahta hu :P:D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gates: By the year 2010 India

Gates: By the year 2010 India should export computer chips.

Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha k BV ko Mail kr doon.

Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.

Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.

Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lon Ga

by Muddassar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar: In Computer Exam

Sardar: In Computer Exam

Examiner “What is Microsoft Excel?”

Sardar: “It is a new brand of Surf Excel to Clean the Computer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
hathora or keel chahiye

Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye

Sardar: computer k lye.

Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar saying to his friend

Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?

Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar saying to his friend-

Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he

“what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?

Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
You Know

You Know

You're Addicted To Facebook

When You Turn Ur Computer Off,

Go To Bed,

Role Over,

Grab Your Phone

And

Log On To Facebook

0ne Last Time For The Night ... !

by Usama (few years ago!)
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