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Purani Kahawat hai

Pathan ne Darya mai Dobtay hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya.

Or Thori Dair Baad Dobara Phenk diya:

Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?

Phatan: Purani Kahawat hai
"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ham b Gum hojata

Pathan ka Gadha Gum hogaya: Wo khushi Me nachne Laga. 1 Aadmi Ne pocha is me khushi ki kia baat hy? Pathan: O yara agar ham gadhe pe betha Hota To Ham b Gum hojata.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Kuch to pehan lo

1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 pathan naha raha tha

1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
it`s 2710.

Sardar Laughing behind Pathan at ATM Machine,
Ha ha I have seen your password,
Pathan: What is it?
Sardar: It is 4 stars (* * * *)
Pathan: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
13 bache woh kese?

Sardar: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain?
Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 bache woh kese?
Pathan: Susral walon se wada ker k aaya tha k biwi ko khali pait nahi rakhon ga.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
You cheated with me

Pathan: You cheated with me.
Shop Keeper: No, Sir aapko 100% Japani Radio diya hai.
Pathan: No..
Radio kay andar se Larki bolta hai. This is Radio Pakistan.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Kal sham se koi aawaz to nahi aai.

Pathan: Kal subha mere abba KUNWAIN main gir gaye or zor zor se chillany lagy Bachao Bachao.

2nd Pathan: Ab kese hain?

1st: Theak he hongy, Kal sham se koi aawaz to nahi aai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
tum zaror ana

Pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana tum q nahi aye.

2nd Pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi.

1st: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Main larke walo ki taraf se hon.

1 Pathan ki khoob pitai hui.
Woh roza khushai me mufta torta hua
pakra gaya or us per bola.
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G, woh, Main larke walo ki taraf se hon.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Rs.50 mila

Pathan: Aye Khuda tu mujhe Rs.100 dega to hum tumhari raah main Rs.50 dega.

Rastay main usay Rs.50 mila to Pathan bola: Ya Khudaya itna bhi bhrosa nahi kya pehle he kaat liya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 jaga bomb

1 jaga bomb blast k baad 1 aadmi chilla raha tha
Oh God: mera hath urh gaya!
Pathan: Hosla karo, mat roo, daikho us aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai, wo b to chup hai!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Tum log bhi na

1 Pathan Bohat taiz bhagtay bhagtay ruk gaya....




Why?



Aby Saans phool gai thi uski...

Tum log bhi na Jaan le lo Pathanon ki.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Eid ki namaz aur pathan

1st Pathan 2 2nd:Eid ki namaz parhny Q nhi aya

2nd: Me araha tha k rasty mai he log namaz parhty dekhy wahin parh li.

Ajib namaz thi 1 bnda so raha tha us k pichy sb parh rahy thy or koi sjda b nhi tha.

1st:Khocha tu janaza parh k agaya hai!

2nd:Kya bat karta hai mai sab ko mbark bad b dai k agaya

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan wins

Pathan wins 20 Crore from Rs.20 lottery ticket..

Dealer gave 16 Crore after deducting tax..

Angry Pathan: Hum ko poora 20 Crore deo ya mera 20 Rs wapis karo!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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