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islamiat ka sawal pocha tha

1 Pathan dosre pathan se 2+2 kitne hote hain?

Dosra pathan tmhy pata nai k mujy mashartiloom nai aati.

Pehla pathan pr me ny to islamiat ka sawal pocha tha....

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
insurance agent with pathan

Insurance Agent: Khan sahib! Will u don’t like that ur wife & children get 10000000
At a time..


Khan(smiled): I’ll like but plz tell me who will give me wife & children?
You or ur wife?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Zaroorat Khan.

Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:

Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...

Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???





Zaroorat Khan.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
"Hum Haji bhi hai."

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha:

Dosra us k baray main kisi ko bata raha tha k

Ye barray Namazi, Parhaizgaar aur Muttaqi hain,


Woh Pathan Namaz torr kar bola: "Hum Haji bhi hai."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
phansi sy pehlay

Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
Bata teri aakhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: Bus Karachi mein 1 khud kush hamla krny do...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 jamadar gutter main

1 Jamadaar gutter mein jhuk ker kachra nikal raha tha:

1 pathan wahan se guzartay hue ruk ker bola:



"O yara! 2 Naan amara b laga dena.."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan to girl friend

1 Pathan ne Apni Girl Friend ko Kiss kiya or bura sa mun bna k ek side thok diya.



OR kaha


Tum ne amara Naswar ka Maza he kharab kr dia...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan to second pathan

Pathan: Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?

2nd: Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..


1st: Acha! To Phir Ye Lo,

Anda Khao..!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan aur larai

1 Larai me Pathan ne Bullet Proof Jacket ki jaga Macher dani pehan rakhi thi..



Poocha: Q...?


Pathan bola: Jis me macher nai gus $kta us me goli kese gusse ga.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
aik banda bhagta howa

1 banda bhagta hua aata hay aur Pathan se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main Talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Pathan: Oye kion jhoot bolti hay,
Ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan in bachpan

Ek Pathan Bachpan se hi Hairan, Pareshan aur Full Tension main tha.......!



Yeh soch kar k meri Behan k 2 Bhai hain, Aur mera 1 bhai kyun.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
MMS

Wo rooz khti hy mjy apni tasveer MMS kar do...
Koi ja k un sy keh dy mere paas simple nokia 1202 set hai...

by muhammadwajahat (few years ago!)
1 pathan to second pathan

1 Pathan 2nd Pathan se puchta hai: Yara! Ye kya tum ne Generator main Petrol ki jaga Coca Cola Daal hai?

2nd Pathan: Nahi yara.

1st Pathan: To ye Brrr Brrrrr kyon karta hai??

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan to admi on mobile

1 Pathan ko 1 Aadmi Mobile per tang karta tha:

1 din Pathan ne new Sim khareed kar usay msg kya.

Maine woh Number band kar k nai sim le li hai.

Ab tang kar k dikhao Bachoo.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan 20 twenty

Pathan: Yar me 20/20 match ki shart har gya.

Major Rohail: Wo kese?

Pathan: Shart lagi thi k 20/20 match me team 6 GOAL kr ge.
Team ne 1 b GOAL nhi kya srf RUN bnate rhi.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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