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Smartest thing Santa ever did.

Smartest thing Santa ever did...
He changed all his passwords to 'incorrect'...
So whenever he forgets, the computer will remind him,"Your password is ... incorrect"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
me kia bechon gaa

Santa angoor baech raha tha
1 admi bola k sary angoor tol k dedo!

Santa : nahi yar jao yahan se mai tumko sub angoor nahi baech sakta

Admi : mager keon nhi de sakte ?

Santa:ager mai sarey angoor tum ko baych dunga to pura din kiya bechunga

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
pizza

Santa orders Pizza..
Waiter: Sir should i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces..?
Santa: 4 hi karde 8 khaaye ni jaane..:-D

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
sar dard ki goli

santa:
Drakht k upar ulta ltka hua tha
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banta:
Abey drakht par Q latka hai?
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santa:
Sar dard ki goli khai thi, kahin pait me na chali jae...::))

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
Santa Apne Bete Se-Kya mai

Santa Apne Bete Se-Kya mai Tumhari padhne me help karu
Beta-Nai Dad,Mai Bina Apki Help ke hi fail hona Chahta Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa-Ye Computer Aapke

Santa-Ye Computer Aapke

Workload Ko 50 Percent Kam Kar

Dega. Banta- To Fir Main 2 Lunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: My wife and I never argue.

Santa: My wife and I never argue.

Banta: Not even when she is right?

Santa: I don`t know. That has never happened with me.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa runs in 2 Banta's house

Santa runs in 2 Banta's house and shouts 2 him....
SOMEONE HAS STOLEN UR CAR!"

BANTA SAYS "DID U C WHO DID IT?"

SANTA SAYS "NO BUT I NOTED THE REGISTRATION NUMBER!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
My wife and I never argue

Santa: My wife and I never argue.
Banta: Not even when she is right?

Santa: I don`t know. That has never happened with me.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu: Papa, wrong causes tension

Pappu: Papa, wrong causes tension & tension causes disease. Is it true?
Santa: Yes.

Pappu: That is d reason why I hav stopped worrying abt my studies

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police- Car Gas Par Hai

Police- Car Gas Par Hai
Santa- Nahi Sir

P- Petrol Par
S- Nahi Sir

P- Diesel Par
S- Nahi Sir

Police- Phir Kis Par Hai

Snta- Installment Par Hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa-Ye Computer Aapke

Santa-Ye Computer Aapke

Workload Ko 50 Percent Kam Kar

Dega. Banta- To Fir Main 2 Lunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh

Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?
Santa : LIMOO PANI Me

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tachr:Sabse bada pagal koun he?

Tachr:Sabse bada pagal koun he?

Santa ka beta utha.

T:Shabash bete batao.

Beta:Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police- Car Gas Par Hai

Police- Car Gas Par Hai
Santa- Nahi Sir

P- Petrol Par
S- Nahi Sir

P- Diesel Par
S- Nahi Sir

Police- Phir Kis Par Hai
Snta- Installment Par Hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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