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Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan went 4 interview

Pathan went 4 interview

Afsar:Tell me opposit of the day. Pathan:Night
Afsar:Cool Pathan:Hot
Afsar:Ugly Pathan: pichli
Afsar:I said UGLY Pathan:I said PICHLI
Afsar: oh my God Pathan: oh my devil
Afsar:Get out Pathan:Come in
Afsar:U r rejected Pathan:I am selected!
Afsar: keep quite. Pathan: speak tight.
Afsar: go to hell. Pathan: come to jannat.
Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahe k. Pathan: andar ao laik yahe k.
Afsar: police ko bulao. Pathan: Foj ko bagaon.
Afsar: uffff Pathan: Tuffff.
Afsar office se bhagte hue bhago Pathan: Pakro

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Intelligent Pathan

Intelligent Pathan

Aik Pathan Rozana Cycle pe Rait ki Bori rakh k Border se guzrta tha,
Police uski Checking krti to Bori me se Rait k siwa kuch na nikalta,
Ek Din Police wale ne Pathan se pucha k tum Smuggling kis Cheez ki krte ho!

Pathan bola: CYCLE ki , O teri khair, Ena Inteligent Pathan.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
3 phtahn

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho…..
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan ka challenge

Pathan ka challenge

Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.

Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye

Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
jahaz jab urta he

Sardar: yar jahaz jab urta he to uske gate q bnd ho jate he

Pathan: kafi der sochne ke baad
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Yar koi juice ya kulfi wala na charh jaye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
2 Pathan bike per ja rahay the

2 Pathan bike per ja rahay the

Police walay ne rok ker

kaha:

pata nai hai ke Double swari per pabandi hai

Pathan: pata hai isi liye to isko wapis chornay ja raha hon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Yaar molvi saab ne meri Bohat beizati ki

Pathan-
Yaar molvi saab ne meri
Bohat beizati ki

Major Rohail-
Kyu?

Pathan-
Humne Molvi sab ko sirf
Itna pocha tha k 14 August
Ka ROZA nafli ibadat hy
Ya Farz

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
APRIL FOOL manaya

Dost Pthan se:APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pthan:Haa
Dost: kis k sth or ksy?
Pathan:BV k sth.Hm ne 3 bar Talaq dia Jb wo preshan hua tu hm bola:APRIL FOOL,APRIL FOOL.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Koftey

Biwi to her shohar….
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay….
Pathan replied…
O g kia pakaya hai….??
Wife replied…
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Naswar kay koftay…

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Phatan to sardar

Pathan 2 Sardar.

Tujhe apna Computer bara krna hai?

Sardar: Haan yaar..

Pathan: To Computer me se windows

nikal k darwaza lagwa le:)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
darya main lassi

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han....

3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.......

wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han

 to 3 pathan kehta ha.......itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga 

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
boomb phankh de ga

Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga

Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k yemere betay ka jahaz ha???…

Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqtghar pe bombphenk dia kare ga.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Abba ne buhat mara

Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.

2nd Pathan: Kyon?

1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,“Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
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