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1shaikh kangal ho gya

1shaikh kangal ho gya to us ny apni BIWI se kaha
bachon ko un k nanky bhej do
R tum apni ami k ghar chali jao
Mera Allah malik
Main apny susral chala jata hon.


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Me to Apne sare Dosto ko

Santa - "Me to Apne sare Dosto ko Bhul gaya tha lekin 1 Film dekhi to sub Yaad aa gaye."
Banta - Aisa kya, Kon si Film thi?"
Santa - "KAMINEY"


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ

Santa:Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,meri biwi ne 1saal se mujhse baat nahi ki

Judge:1bar phir sochle beta,aisi biwi nasib walon ko milti hE

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain
1.Bachpan me Dono Khubsurat hote hn
2.Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn
3.Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ne oxford universty mein

Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Positon li News channel walu ne pucha

K ab kia kro gay? Pathan

bachpan se aik khuwab hy
k hum apna tandoor khole GA.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo!

Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai.
Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo!

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Pathan:
2 Rotiyan khane se pehle khani hy ya Khane k bad?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
15 ki Jagah 51 Dial karo

Teacher to Pathan: Agar Tum Mobile Se 15 ki Jagah
51 Dial karo to Kiya Hoga?




Pathan: Very Simple police ki Gaari Reverse Mein Aaye Gi.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
husband talak lena hai

husband-talak lena hai,
advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,

husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari thi.
advocate-dekh liye na saste ka natija.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Faqeer:Baji ALLAH ke naam per paise do!

Faqeer:Baji ALLAH ke naam per paise do!

Baji:Haramkhor, sharam nahi ati, road per bheeg maangte ho..!

Faqeer:Tere 1 rupay ke liye Office khol loon..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
MATHS me kyo ni bolte

STU:Sr sb log HINDI ENG. me bolte hai MATHS me kyo ni bolte?
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TCHR:Jyada 3 5 na kr
9 2 11 ho le
Ni to 4 5 dhr dunga to
6 k 36 dikhne lgenge.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Punjabi buji hue cigerrete pi rha tha

1 Punjabi buji hue cigerrete pi rha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise pi rahe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chor ne jawab dia

1 dafa 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sonay ka set dia

Mangetar ne khush ho k pocha is set ki kemat kia hai?

Chor ne jawab dia....:

Teen Sal Qaid e Bamushakat...!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Motorway police

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chand kahan hai?

GF-Chand kahan hai? BF-Chand do hai, 1 tum aur 1 upar. After Marriage:Biwi- Chand kaha hai? Pati-Andhi hai? wo upar kya tera Baap CFL jala k baitha hai.:-|

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mujhe kamjori mehsoos ho rahi hai

Santa: Mujhe kamjori mehsoos ho rahi hai

Banta: Tum bharpoor desi ghee khao 1- 2 din baad
Banta: ab kaise ho

Santa: Waise hi hoon, Bharpoor Brand ka koi ghee aata hi nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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