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i love u

Boy to girl:- i can make u say I LOVE U ?
girl: no way !!
boy: bet ??
girl: yes ...
boy: OK start ... say blue?
......girl: blue..
boy: say pink?
girl: pink...
boy: say love?
girl: love ...
boy: whats 1+1?
girl: 2
boy: Ur age?
girl: 18
boy: hahaha... i told u i could make u say 18!!
girl: no, u said u could make me say that I LOVE U
boy: yes i did :D :D :D !!!!

by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)
Ragging ke waqt

Ragging ke waqt ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do-patna kahan par hai?

ladki-bihar mein

boys-yahin pat jao itne dur jaane ki kya jarurat hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Because of

Teacher :Because of
Gandhiji’s hard work what
do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maine apni biwi ko 12th

SANTA- maine apni biwi ko 12th karwayi
Fir B.Sc,Fir M.Sc,Fir usko job b lagwa di.Ab OR kya karWAU?BANTA- acha sa ladka dekh k shadi b karde

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj Maine ek Jaan

Aaj Maine ek Jaan Bachai,Pucho Kaise?

Ek Bhikhari Ko Maine Pucha
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?

Wo Bola-Khushi Se Mar Jauga!

To maine use paise nahi diye..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Banda Bus me

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko daikh kr darty darty pochta hai.

“Movi sab,
Ap
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?
Dam Darood waalay Molvi ho , ya bomb BArood walalay.. ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 udas pathan se pocha

1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha: Khan sahab ap q udas hai?

Pathan: aj hum ko
N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya

Admi: wo kiya??
Udas Pathan
“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Make a sentence

Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times

SANTA: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khan sahb 10 Rs tip to

Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..

Khan: To phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..

Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hair cutting k kitne lete ho?

Santa Hair cutting k kitne lete ho?
Banta Barber:- Rs 30
Santa:- Shaving ke?
Banta:- Rs10
Santa:- Shave My Head


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doodh waly sy

Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he

Doodh wala: 5 kilo
Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho?

Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
10thClass Student

10thClass Student:- I want to Fail in 10th.

Friend:-Dad said If I got 80+ than Science
if less than than Arts
If I fail than I hv to "Marry"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Joota chupai ki rasm

Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:main to 1100 loongi.

2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi haI

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lets Count d Money

Thief1: Lets Count d Money We hav
Looted Today!

Thief2: I m So Tired,
We'll See it in d Newspaper Tomorrow.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se Pucha

Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se Pucha,Yaar India Ka Tarakki Q Nehi Hota?1st Dost Reply-Jis Desh Ki Logo ka naam A.K. Dhar,T.K. Kar,Jis Desh Ki Biscuit Ka Naam "PARLE MARIE",Oil Ka Naam "SHALI MAR" Us Desh ki tarakki Keise Hoga?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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