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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions
Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then
For 3000 Kgs =How Much?
Santa: Ton! Ton! Ton!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain...
Banta: mast, Kab...?
Santa: Meri 7th Dec ko
aur uski 13th Feb ko..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa sent SMS to all
frnds: OYE,My mobile num has
changed Previously it
was Nokia n72 Now its
Nokia e51.Send msgs
to my new mobile ok
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bado;
Santa aage nahi bada;
Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve num pe tha!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa & Banta got tired of
1 day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.
Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Air hostess: Aap 1 hours me 4 baar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai?
Santa: ‘Chain’ hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 100 rupees bachta!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ravana : Cigeratte hai kya?
Hanuman : Nahi Hai.
Ram : Ek packet hai na.
Hanuman : Aap chup rahiye prabhu. Iske 10 sir hain.
Pura packet khatam ho jayega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
10th class ka student : Mein fail hona chahta hu Dost : Kyun?
Student : Papa ne kaha hai ki 1st aaya, to science dilvaunga, 2nd aaya to arts, fair hua to shadi kara denge!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school,
saw a couple kissing on the road…
He suddenly shouted and said look mom they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha.
Banta – Ye tum kya kar rahe ho? Santa – Yar me dekh raha
hu ki Gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske paas hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)