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SHARAB MAT PEENA

AADMI APNE BETE SE-BETA KABHI SHARAB MAT PEENA,, WARNA YE JO 2 AADMI JA RAHE HAI NA WO 4 DIKHENGE....

BETA-MGR PAPA,WO TO 1 AADMI HI HAI....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sindhi And Shopkeeper

Sindhi: Yeh banana kaisay diya?

Shopkeeper: 1Rs.

Sindhi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

Sindhi: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
14 million Pakistanis

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" .

The barman says "Yes, thats them." So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3" Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!

" Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bina Sui Ke 14 Injection

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?

Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patni Chahiye

A sardar gave an Ad in matrimonial column
"PATNI CHAHIYE"

He got 1000 replies all saying-- 'Meri Le JA. ...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Three Brothers Kaise?

1 sardar puri life only 1 thing sochte sochte mar gaya Ki mere to 2 brothers hai phir meri sister ke 3 brothers kaise?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bagla

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?

Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Swiming Pool

Film director ne hiro se kaha - tumko 100 fit ki uchai se swiming pool me chhalang lagani hai.

Hero- lekin mujhe tairna nahi ata,mai dub jaunga.

Director- chinta wali koi baat nahi hai, pool me pani nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Three Sardars To A Picnic

3 Sardar picnic par samose leke jaate hain. Vo pepsi le jana bhool jate hain. chote sardar ko pepsi lene ke liye bheja jaata hain .vo is shart par jata hai ki uske aane tak koi samose na khaye.

Sardar ko gaye 1 din ho jaate hai 2 din 3 din 4th day 2no sardar samose khane ke liye haath badate hai ki chota sardar ped ke piche se nikalta he oye!! Tum samose khaoge to nahin jaunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sardarji

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?

Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Murga Aur Murgi

1 Murga - Murgi Ki Love Story-:
Murga:- I Love U Jaan

Murgi:- Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho? Murga:- Kuch Bhi

Murgi:- Chalo fir 1 Anda De k Dikhao!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Blood Bank

1 aadmi ne 1oo times blood donate kar ke record banaya. blood bank walo ne uski wife ka samman kiya, ye kahte hue, " ke aap ne nahi piya.... tabhi toh hamne diya ".....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
5vi Pass With Shahrukh

5vi PASS me SHAHRUKH ne muze puchha india me aisa kon hai jo 15 din me ek baar nahaata hai Khuda kasam 5 crore thukra diye Magar tumhara naam nahi bataya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Sardar Fixing A Bomb

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Banta Chutkule-marriage bureau

Banta: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun? Banta: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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