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Bhakt: Meri shadi Aishwarya se karwa do. Bhagwan: Aishwarya ki ek saari 1 lakh ki hai. Kharch utha paoge? Bhakt: Bhagwaan koi upay bataiye. Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa roti 1 turka leke khud or murgi ko khila raha tha, BANTA:kya kar rahe ho, SANTA:hum khandani log he roz chicken k sath roti khata hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aya aur bola bhai chor do nasha, ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai. Cheeta choohe k sath chal dia Aage 1 hathi cocaine pi rha tha, chooha Fir bola, bhai chor do nasha,ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt [...]
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Raju: Meet My Wife Tina
Raghu: Oh! I Know Her.
Raju:How.?
Raghu: V Were Caught Sleeping 2gether
Raju: What D Hell.?
Raghu: 10yrs Ago,In D History Class
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mureed: Baba Jee
Agar Main Nazrana Doon
To Guarantee Hai K Mera Bacha Ho Ga.
BABA: Nazrane Ki Jagah Agar
1 Chance Do To 100% Guarantee Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Ticket Collector In A Train Fines Rs400 For No Ticket
He Chrgd 1st Girl Rs300
Who Wz Wearing Sleevless
Rs200 To 2nd Who Wz Wearing Sleevless & Backless
Rs100 To 3rd Who Wz Wearing Sleevless Backles & A Mini Skirt
He Chrgd Rs 0 To The 4th One
Why?
Dirty Mind!
She Had The Ticket:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 ANGRAIZ K Ghr 9 Larkiya Paida Hui Usne News Paper Men Add Diya Larka Peda Krne Ka Tareeqa Batao.
Bangal Se Letter Aya BV
Ko Fish Khilao SRI LANKA Se Letter Aya Milk Cake Do
PAKISTAN Se Letter Aya Lassi Do
Aur INDIA Se Letter Aya:
1 Moka Hamein Do
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Qabr Ma Frishte 1 Admi Ko Mar Rahe The Phr Bhi W0 Hans Rha Tha
Frishte Na Wja P0chi
To Usne Kha Ke:
Mai Khudkash Hamla Mai Mra Hu
Ye Sir Mera Ha 0r Jism Kisi Or Ka
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st Pagal:
Mujhe Angelina Jolie Nay
Shadi Kay Liyay Han Bol Di Hain
2nd Pagal:
Dikha Di Na Usnay Apni Aukat,
Main Bhi Itni Aasani Say Talaq Nahi Dunga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father:
Mere 4 Bachay Hain,
3 Ne MBA Kea Hua Hai Aur 1 Chor Hai
Frnd:
Jo Choriyan Karta Ha
Usay Ghar Se Nikaalte Q Nhi Ho?
Father:
Ek Wohi To Kama K Lata Hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Financial Management!
A Beggar Found 100Rs’
He Decided To Have A Gr8 Diner’
He Went To A 5 Str H0tel & Enj0yed The Diner’
When Bill Came He Said I Hv N0 M0ney’
Manager Called P0lice And Handed The Begar Over To Him’
The Begar Gave 100 Rs To P0liceman And Set Free!
This Is Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ne Oxford Univrsty Mein Top Kia Media: Agay Kya Karna Chahtay Ho?
Pathan: “Bachpan Se 1 Hi Khuwab Hai K Ham Apna Lunday Ki Dukaan Kholay Ga”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Court Me Faisla Howa
90% Pathan Bewakof Hote Hn
Is Pr Pathano Ne Kafi Shor Machaya
Phr Samjhaya Gaya K
10% Pathan Bewakof Nhi Hote
Tab Ja Kr Mamla Thanda Hva.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tufani Barish Mein Ek Pathan
Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gya Tha
Pathan Dhonty Hoye 1 Park Pohanch Gaya Wahan 1 Larka Apni Girl Friend Ki Ankhojn Me Dewkhte Hoye Keh Raha Tha
Mujhe Tumhari Ankhon Main
Pori Duniya Nazr Aa Rahi Hai
Pathan : Dekhna Mera Gadha Nazar Aa Raha Hai Kya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Bhari Bus Mai Ek
Lrki Se Touch Ho Raha Tha….
Larki:
Excuse Me Khan Sahib
Aap Acha Nahi Kr Rahy…
Pathan:
Itne Rush Mai Is
Se Acha Nahi Ho Skta.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)