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sardar and coffe

1 sardar coffee pene jata hai to waiter pochta hai ke hot ya cold coffee.
sardar kahta hai price kya hai. to waiter kehta hai ke hot coffee 5 rupee ki or cold coffee 10 rupee, to sath wale log hot coffee pe rahe they to sardar ne kaha ke jaldi piyo warna 10 rupee dene parhe ge!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji and Computer

Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sardar Jee and Pray

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."

After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sardar and Doctor Joke

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?

Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sardar and Bomb Joke

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Father Tum ne university k 4 sal

Father:Tum ne university k 4 sal me Sub se Muskil kaam kon sa seekha?.
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Son:
Tez Hawao mE 1 Teeli Se 3 CIGERATE jalana.

Father LAKH LANAT THAE

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
If You Pass Exam I'll gift you 1 Cycle

Father: If u pass in exams, I'll gift you 1 cycle son: If i fail?

Father: I'll gift 100 cycles
son: Why?

Father: Phir mera puttar dukan khole ga cyclan di.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father 2 Son

Afzal Tum Rat Ko Kis Waqt Soye The?

Afzal: Main Raat Ko 2 Baje Tak Home Work Karta Rahah Tha.

Father: Magar Raat 11 Baje To Bijli Chali Gai Thi.

Afzal (Ghabrate Hue):
Main Parhne Me Itna Magan Tha K Bijli Aane Or Jane Ka Pata He Nai Chala.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aapko Mera Banaya Hua Halwa

Biwi 2 Pati:Aapko Mera Banaya Hua Halwa Pasand Nai Aya Bache To 3Plate kha chuke Hai

Andar se Awaz: Mama 1Plate or Dena 1 kitab ki Jild Reh gayi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
For A Boy Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl

For A Boy Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 60kg . . .

But For The Same Boy Its Quite Difficult To Pick Up A Gas Cylinder Of Weight 14.2kg . .

Strange. . .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pehle Le Aty To Hum Isy Bacha Lete

Dr. To Patient's Frnd: Agr 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aty To Hum Isy Bacha Lete.

Friend: Aby Saly,

Aadha Ghanta Pehle To Iska Accident Hua Hai 1 Ghanta Pehle Kese Le Ata?:-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Baaten Hamesha Yaad Rakhn

Sunehri Baatein
Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten Hamesha Yaad Rakhna

1) Hawa Chalti Hy Tou
Pattey Hiltey Hyn

2) Aur Nahi Chalti Tou
Nahi Hiltey ...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhai Aapke Sare Msgs Mai

Bhai Aapke Sare Msgs Mai 1 Larki ko Bhejta Hon.

Or Aaj usne pocha k ye pyary pyary msg kn krta he tmhy.

Mene us ko apka nam btaya lekn usne bht zid ki k
Mujhe uska nmbr b do mene mjborn usko ap ka nmbr dia he.

Plz plz plz plz uske 7 koi btmizi na krna uska name he

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Shabbo Jamadarni. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain

A Man Knocks at the Door.
A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other.

Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?

Boy: Bhootni K,
Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I Want Some Fresh Air

A Girl Asks Her Mommy: I Want Some Fresh Air,
Can I Go For a Walk?

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Mommy: Alright, But Ask your Fresh Air to Drop you Home By 10 P.M. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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