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1 admi pathan ko marr raha tha

1 Aadmi Ek Pathan Ko Maar Raha Tha,

Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho?

Wo Bola

Sala 1 Ghantay Se Pooch Raha Hy K

Phir Sailab Kab Aaega





Muje Rashan Nai Mila.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
teacher nay pathan sy pucha

Teacher: 1876 Me Kya Howa Tha?

Pathan: Nahi Pata!!

Teacher: Stupid Qaid-e-Azam Peda Howe Thay.
Ab Ye Batao K 1880 Me Kya Howa Tha??

Pathan: Thora Sochne K Bad Qaid-e-Azam 4 Saal K Howe The.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
rozana 3 km walk...

Dr. 2 Pathan:
Agar Tum Rozana 3KM Walk Karoge To 1 Saal Me Tumhara 50KG Wazan Kam Ho Jaye Ga.

1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.

Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan on women's day

Women's Day Par 1 Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha Apko Pata Hai Aj Women's Day Hai?


Pathan Ghabra K Bola:
Kamaal Hai, Jab Hum Ghar Se Nikla Tab To WEDNESDAY Tha.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan to TT

Pathan: Shalimar Expres Kitne Baje Ayegi?
TT: 9 Bajy


Pathan: Local train
TT: 1 Bajy


Pathan: Mal Gari?
TT: 12 Bajy


TT: Jana Kahan He?
Pathan: Patri Cross Karni He.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan and kabutar

1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha,
Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka
Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe Ly Gaya

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Wahan Se Neche Phaink Diya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan aur bhabhi

1 PATHAN Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar Dia.
Logo Ne Pucha K Q Mara ?

Wo Bola:

Yara Me Jis sy Bhi Puchta K Phone Pe Kis Se Baat Kr Rha Hai, Kehta.


Tmhari Bhabhi Se..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan masjid main

2 Pathan Masjid Me Namaz Parhne Gae
1st Pathan: Chalo Shukr Ha Jamat K Sath Namaz Parh Li.

2nd Pathan: Han Agar Wozu K Chakr Me Parte To Jamat Nikal Jati

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan in hospital

1 ADMI Hospital Me Ro Raha Tha

PATHAN: Kyun Ro Rahe Ho?

ADMI: Blood Test Karwana Hai UNGLI KATNI Paregi.

PATHAN Bhi Rone Laga

Or

Bola Maine To PISHAB TEST Karwana Hai

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan in night

1ST PATHAN:
Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye
Tu Kya Kiya Jaye..?

2ND PATHAN:
0 Yara Neend Ka Intzar
Karne Se Tu Behtar Hai
Aadmi So Jaye..:)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan bewakoof

Court Me faisla howa
90%Pathan bewakoof hote hain
Is pr Pathano ne kafi shor Machaya

Phir faisla howa
10%Pathan bewakoof nhi hote
Tb ja kr Mamla thanda howa.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 admi to pathan

1 Aadmi Pathan Ko Maar Raha Tha Logon Ne Pocha K Kyun Mar Rahe Ho????


Wo Bola


Sala 1 Ghante Se Poch Raha Ha K....



"New Year" Ki Namaz Kahan Hoti Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Calculator Dekha Tha

2 Friends after Giving d Exam
1st: Oye paper konsa tha?

2nd: Maths
1st: Mtlb Tu paper kar k Aaya hai?

2nd: Nhi Yar sath wali Bachi k hath me Calculator Dekha tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Paper Banany Waly Pe Lanat

1 Student Exam Hall Main Betha Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Raha Tha.

Duty Pe Mojood Teacher Ne Kaha: Paper Main Hand Ki Diagram Ka To Koi Question Nahi Hai.

Student: Main Paper Bananay Waly Pe.
Lanat Bhej Raha Hon. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan at shop

Pathan at Shop: Bhai 1 Rupay ka Easyload Kardo.

Shopkeeper: Itna Load Karwa k Call Karni Hai ya SMS.
Pathan: Karna to Kuch Nahi,

Bus Aise He Paise Urrane Ki Aadat Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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