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Mere Yaar sa Haseen

Maine Poocha Chand se...

Kabhi Dekha hai Mere Yaar sa Haseen.....

Chand bola....

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Larki Maine Phansa Li Thi

1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?

Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
When Someone Touches

When Some1 Touches U and U Don't Feel it, It's Ignorance.

When Some1 Touches U and U feel it, It's Love.

When Nobody Touches U and U Still Feel it, Bhag le beta "BHOOT" hai. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aitraz Nahi Hai


1 Aadmi ka inteqal ho gaya:

Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?

B.V: Mujhe koi Aitraz nahi Hai
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Propose

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Rich

Boy : hii
Girl : what
Boy : how are u?
Girl : do I know u?
Boy : I\’m Rich…
……Girl : Oh!!, I\’m layla 18 years old ! do u wanna go out ???
and btw I like ur hair =)
Boy : my name is Rich , and yours ??
Girl : sorry I don\’t talk 2 boys … =P ;->

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Tenshion

dual heart attack msg by a grl to her b.friend :
1st msg : lets break up now . its all over..
2nd msg:
sorry !! sorry !!
DIS MSG WAS NOT FOR U !! :P

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Shadi main Khana Khany

Shadi main Khana khany k 2 usool.

Rule 1:
Pehli baar is tarha khao k dosri baar nahi milega.

Rule 2:
Doosri baar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila he nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Line Maarti hai

1 Nursery class ka bacha bola:
Miss main aapko kesa lagta hon?

Miss: So Sweet..

Bacha apny side k larky se aankh maar kar bola:
Maine kaha tha na Line Maarti hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Train Me 1 Larke

Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai, Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha; Cigarete k Dhuwai'n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy


Larka Bola: Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Difference

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!

1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!

2 Girls love 1 Boy = Qismat.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Exam

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. Kuch bhi kar Ke.
Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga!
Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai?
Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Do U drink?

Do U drink?" Girl's father inquired of his prospective Son-in-Law.

Son in law: 1st tell me whether it is a question or an invitation...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bill

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lakhon rupaye

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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