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1 Pathan Dozkh Se Nikla
Chupke Se Janat Me Gia
Farishtay Ne Bohat Mara
Pathan:
Oh Bhai Main Janati Ho
Main Dozakh May Gul Khan
Se Naswar Lene Gya Tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Zaalim MQM Ki Darindagi Ka
1 Or Jeeta Jagta Saboot
Karachi Me Queta Hotel K
3 Masom Pathano
Se
Naswaar Cheen Li
Teeno Pathano Ne
Tarap Tarap Kar Jaan De Di
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Bhagte Bhagte Ruk Gaya
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Abe Saans Phool Gai Thi Uski.
Insaan Hy Wo B Yr
Tum Log B Na,
Jaan Lelo Pathanon KE:-)))
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Apne Kandhey Pe
Tota Bithaey Ja Raha Tha
1 Admi Ne Pucha:
Ye Konsa Janwar Hai?
Tota Bola: Pathan Hai Sala…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: Raat Mujhy 1 Aadmi Nay
Chaaku Dikha Ker Loot Liya
Friend: Lekin Tery Pas To
Hamesha Gun Hoti Hy
Pathan: Wo Main
Nay Chupa Di Thi,
Warna Wo Bhi Lay Jata!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger
2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
Then Catch It
3- Pakistani Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Orat Police Station Me:
Sir Mere Shohar
2din Pehle Aalo Lene Gay The
Abi Tak Ghar Nahi Aye
Inspecter:
To Baji Aap Kuch Or Paka Lo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boss Askd Santa
To Get 2 Corner Seats Tickets
For A Movie To Watch With His G.F!
Santa Brought 2 Corner Tickets..
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A-1 And A-30!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
When Conductor Asked For Ticket
He Gave Rs.10/-
And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool I Have Pass
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Interviewer : When Is Your Birthday
Sardar : 13th Oct
Interviewer : Which Year ?
Sardar : Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Every Year
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Bhai Saheb 1 Kala
Bulb Dena!
Shopkeeper:Aap Kale Bulb Ka
Kia Karoge?
Sardar: Dopehr Mein Sone
K Liye Andhera Karna Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Sardar Soldiers Captured A Enemy
Gave Him A Dice & Said:
If U Get 1,2,3,4,5 V’ll Kill U!
Enemy Asks: 6 Aya To?
Sardars: Then, Throw Again…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Petrol Ka Rate Badne Par
Santa Ne Kaha:
Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta
Yar Pehle Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Tha
Ab Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Hun
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardarji Got Job
1st Day Worked Till Night
Boss Asked What Did U Do?
Sardar:
Computer Keyboard Alphabets
Were Not In Order Theek Kar Diye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Sardar K 20 Bache Thay
1 Din Uski BV Ne Kaha
Main Kesi Lag Rahi Hon?
Sardar Ne Kaha!
Roop Tera Mastana
Paas Mere Na Ana
Phool Koi Phr Se Na Khil Jae!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)