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Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha

Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?
Jawab : 24 hours. Wo kaise?

Jawab Mila : 8 ghante city bus me
baaki 16 ghante biwi ke “BASME”!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye

Santa : Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man : Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Santa : Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ik pathan

ik pathan apne kandhe pe tota bitha kr ja raha tha,
rastey me 1 admi ne rok k pucha

bhae ye konsa janwar hai

tota bola: pathan hai saala

by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)
Bharat mera desh hai

“Bharat mera desh hai aur sabhi bhartiya mere bhai-behen hai”
Ise do Indian ne follow kiya hai
& thats true Indian

1. Rajiv Gandhi
2. Sania Mirza

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sholey ki team ne IPL me

Sholey ki team ne IPL me part liya,Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me 150 run diye aur extra me 200 run diye
Batao kyun?. . . . .. .. . .. . . .
Kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha..:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Smart Wife

Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife

Dear Sweetheart:

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart
Your husband Allen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
12 Boys planed to propose a girl

12 Boys planed to propose a girl

10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence

But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What is the similarity

Banta : What is the similarity between marriage and 11:59 pm?

Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Monthly Paas

Principal -Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 rs fine, 2nd time 200 rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

Munna bhai -Monthly paas ka kya lega mamu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pappu went on a dinner

pappu 16 bachon aur bv k sath dost k ghar daawat pe gya.

dost ne itni bari family dekh kr gussay se kaha: haya nai aayi?

pappu: nahin aaj uska exam hai.

by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)
Sharabi Ke Gaane

1 sharabi let kr gaane ga raha tha.. 2-3 gaane ga kar wo ulta let kar gaane laga..

Dusra sharabi ne pucha: Yaar ulta let kar gaane kyun gaane laga..

Sharabi: Pehle A side thi ab B side hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 sardars

There were three sardars. 1st: i have not written anything on the paper because i dont no the answers. 2nd: i have also not written anything. 3rd: shit yaar. teacher will thought that we three has cheated.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 Sardarji

3 sardar bike pe ja rahe the,trafic wale ne roka aur bola tumhe malum nahi ki 3 sawari chalana zurm hai.

Sardar - hume malum hai isiley 1 ko ghar chhodne ja rhe hain!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sardarji

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?

Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rs. 1000 To Bikhari

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting. Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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