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1 larke ne paindu larki se pocha tum face book use karti ho?

Larki:nai ve mera rang unje chita he.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sub se dua ki apeel

1 larki jis k umer 18 year hai bahut pyari hai wo bechari GHQ hospital I.c.u ward me

nurse hai dua karen wo mujh se set ho jae .

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Larki vs old man

1 larki raste pe setian bajati ja rahi thi
old man:beta kia waja hai aj itni khush kiun ho?

Larki:kaminu k exams ho rahe hain raste khali hain na.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

1 karwa such

Jab ap ki girl friend ap se kahe k tum bahot ache ho
tumhen koi bi mil jae gi
to bhai samjh ja us ko koi aur mil gaya hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Halwa pasand ka

B.v:ap ko mera banaya howa halwa pasand nai aya bachay 3 palats kha chuke hain

andar se awaz aa, mama 1 or plate dena 1 kitab ki jilad rah gai hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Chor moti k hathe chara

1 moti aurat ne chor pakra aur os k opar beth gai aur nokar se boli police ko bula le aa

noker:meri chapal kahan hai?
Chor:abby meri pehan le jaldi ja yaaar

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Fast oprestion

Dr. Apna 1st operation mukamal karne k bad opretion theater se bahar aya

asman ki tarf dekh kar bola
ya Allah mera pehla tohfa qabool kar

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

1 hazar wali shadi ka anjam

Wakeel:talaaq karwane k 10 hazar rupee lon ga

husband:pagal ho gae ho 1 hazar me shadi karwai thi

wakeel:dekh liya hai na saste kam ka anjam

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

3 dokha dar cheezen

3 cheezein insan ko dekhte dekhte dhooka de jati hain

1.hansti hui larki

2.khamoshi se baitha howa kutta

3.pakistan cricket team

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Tum bari filam ho.

Baar baar q puchtay ho maqam apna jane jana

1 baar keh jo dia

tum bari film ho

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Choose number

Choose 1 number k ap ki shadi kis gharane me ho gi.
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8

ufff. Ap ho tum mat chuno kiun kisi ki zindagi kharab karte ho

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Bv vs husband joke

Bv 1 bakri k sath ghar aaagai
husband:is bhaisnce ko q ghar lai ho?
Bv:ye bakri hai.
Husband :me ne bakri ko kaha hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Machar tofan me

1 machar tufan me 1 darakhat se lipat gia tufan jane k bad machar apna pasena ponchte howe kehne laga oho aj me na hota to ye darakhat urr jata

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

100 me se sirf 99 kam the

Santa circket kheal kar aya.
Banta :kitne runs bane the?
Santa:century hone me sirf 99 runs baqi the aur me out ho gia.
Banta:shit yar so close

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pani ka ziyada istamal

1 sardar toilet me baitha tha

samne likha tha pani ka ziyada istamal karen.

Sardar baithe baithe 3 lote pee gia.