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3 cheezen'

3 cheezen kismat walun ko milti hain,
1.sacha pyaar
2.meetha kharboza
3.kam se kam rakhne wala rishtadar

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Leaders k ilzamat

2 leader 1 dosra pe ilzam laga rahe the
1st:mujhe to ye bi pta hai k tum kis k isharun pe nachte ho.
2nd:kaminay syasat me bv ka kia kaam

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Patry cross karni hai

Sardar:shalimar express kitne baje ayegi?
Tt:9 baje
sardar:local train?
Tt:1 bajy, ap ne kahan jana hai?
Sardar:patri cross karni hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
2 mawqe jin pe insan dost ko bholta hai

Insan 2 maukun pe apne dost ko bhool jata hai.

1.pyari si girl friend mil jae.

2.ya cricket me bating mil jae.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
2014 ka NEW MSG

Good news for BOYS”

Ab kio Larki apko bhai
boly
To tension Nahi Lena

QK

Main nay soch soch k
Iska B torr Nikal lia
Hai,
B.H.A.I means.

B=Best.

H=Husband

A=Among.

I=Ideals.

Larko Sir utha k Geo
jab tak D-G Ha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Nurse to patien

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident –

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Neend Ati Hy to khuwab Ata Hy

Neend Ati Hy to khuwab Ata Hy
Khuwab Mei 1 larki Ati Hy

Larki k Pichy Us ka Baap or Bhai B Ata Hy
Phir Na Neend Ati hy Na Khuwab Ata hy…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
wat is the bigest presure

wat is the bigest presure on PAK cricket captain wen they need 1 Run to win in 5 overs and 10 wickets in hand?
.
.
.
Ya khuda agar jeet gaye to
English bolni padegi..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Jazz marriage menu mein khushamdeed



Jazz marriage menu mein khushamdeed

Rishtey k LYE 1 dabaen

Mangni k LYE 2 dabaen

SHADI k LYE 3 dabaen

pasand ki shadi k lye..

apni

Ammi k paon dabaen

Aur,

Doosri shadi k lye pehli ka

gala

dabaen…!!

jazz cal krney ka shukriah;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Darwesh kehta tha k



1 Darwesh

kehta tha k

1 zamana

Aisa Aaye ga k…

“1

SMS kry ga

Or…

.

Dusra dheet bn k

Sirf prh k Muskurye ga

.

.

Astaghfirullah ! WO ZAMANA AA GYA HY.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Height of Technical Overdose:

Height of Technical Overdose:

A computer student falling from the roof of a building n shouting:

F1 F1 F1

instead of

help-help-help!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aap main aur PEPSI main 3 chezain ek jesi hain.

ap main aur PEPSI main 3 chezain ek jesi hain.

1_Sab ko pasand hai

2_Dono sweet hai

Or

3_Dono mai dimaag ki jaga dhakan laga hai..:-

Hahahaha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar: mere dada ny 1857 ki jang main dushman ki tangain kat dee thin.



Sardar: mere dada ny 1857 ki jang main dushman ki tangain kat dee thin.

Dost:

Grdnain q nai katin

Srdar:

Wo pehly he kti pari thi…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 rat mujhsy star ne kaha

1 rat mujhsy star ne kaha

Tum Q us ko sms krty ho?

Jo tmhen mis nhi krty?

Me ny star se kaha

Beta apna kam kr

Star ban,

Star Plus ki saas na bun

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Chalo ab 1 kaam aap b kar do,



Offoh

DOSTI ka sara kaam

mujhay hi

karna parta

hai

Miss b main karun

Care b karun

Wish b karun

Good morning b

Good night b

Hello b

Hi b

Call b

SmS b

Chalo ab 1 kaam aap b kar do,

Ek sweet c smile De do..

,//, (@ .. @) (<….>)

Oye,hoye,

loot liya zalim.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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