Search Results for 'Biwi'

Doctor to Minister

Doctor to Minister : Mantriji aapki biwi maa banne wali hai.

Mantri soch me pad gaya
Doctor : Kya hua mantrijee

Mantri : Samajh nahi aa raha sala kaun FARZI-MATDAAN kar gaya..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?

Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?

Banta : Google Kaur.
Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai?

Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa mango juice ka glaas le

Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha

Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.

Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,
biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me
paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.
Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar

Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.

Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai,

Biwi meri hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar talking on cell.

Sardar talking on cell. 2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho. 1st Sardar : Biwi se…

2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa : O Banno Car ki speed

Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 night bijli chali gae

1 night bijli chali gae…
SARDAR APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.

BiWI: kar di na phir sardaron wali baat… pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shohar Biwi se:

Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to..

Biwi chilla kar boli: Kya kaha ?!!

Kya parso?
...
Bolo ...

Kya kha tumne?

Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi !!

Batao kya parso ?!

Shohar: Kuch nai, main bas ye keh rha tha k parso bhi ek hi suit layi thi,
aaj 2 le aati

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa-Kal meri biwi

Santa-Kal meri biwi kuwe me gir gyi, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi.

Banta-Ab kaisi hai.?

Santa-Ab theek hi hogi. Kal se kuwe se awaz nhi ayi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu pravachan sune k bad ghar aya

Pappu pravachan sune k bad ghar aya or biwi ko god mein utha liya.

Biwi: kya guruji ne romance krne ko kaha hai

pappu: nahi re pagli kaha apne dukh khud uthao....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife:Samne wale ghar me Miya

Wife:Samne wale ghar me Miya Biwi k bich kuch fight chal rhi he. Aap 1bar jaiye na

Husbnd:Me 1 do bar gya tha.Shayad ye usi ka natija hai! ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikhari ne awaz lagai

Bhikhari ne awaz lagai-
Babu ji roti milegi?

Andar se awaz aai-Biwi ghar par nahi hai.

Bhikhari-CHUMMA Nahi maanga saale,roti maangi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
7 chatai pr 7 sadhu

7 chatai pr 7 sadhu baithe the,1 admi ne sabse bade sadhu se pucha "Baba biwi control nhi hoti kya karu"?

Sadhu (chote sadhu se) ek chatai aur laga BHAI k liye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Yaar main aisa kya karu

1st Boy:
Yaar main aisa kya karu k Teri Shaadi k baad me Teri Biwi ko Film Dikhane le jau aur Tujhe Bura b na lge.??

2nd Boy:
Meri Shadi Apni Behen se kra d..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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